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more about #karlrove more comments → slauza: Becoming a parent is the most selfless act? Way to toot your own horn, SMG. Parenting is pretty selfless if you do it well. Deciding to make babies is... more » BlondeGoddess: What's with all the sour comments about SJP? Basically she's saying she's in love with her babies. Good for her. #sarahjessicaparker more » Perpetual Ingenue: Ugh. You know what comes to mind when I think of diapers, SJP? Big disgusting dirty contaminated overburdened LANDFILLS. Seriously. Diapers are SO BA... more » BitingThrough: A baked good? What kind of sick bastard only deals in a baked good? There are damn good reasons that few people know that Cannolo is the singular form... more » bitingfairy: How did I not know Prejean has a sex tape? Big ole Nelson Muntz 'Ha ha!' in her direction. #sarahjessicaparker more » KelseyElle: It's cute (?) when SJP says she thinks her kids diapers smell like baked bread but somehow I think if this were coming from a non-famous it would not ... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: I don't know what I'm more grossed out by- Karl Rove flirting or someone interpreting flirting as respect. #sarahjessicaparker more » kookla: Let's see if SJP likes the smell of baby diapers when those kids are eating table food. They go from baked goods to hot shit. #sarahjessicaparker more » babyruthless: To SJP: keep saying stuff like "my babies' diapers smell like baked goods" and you'll wind up here: [stfuparents.tumblr.com] #sarahjessicaparker more » lj1968: That stuff about Carrie Prejean just made my day. #sarahjessicaparker more » boxspelunker: So that's what happened to Freddie Prinze Jr. Also, SMG? Listen. There are lots of "selfless" things a person can do. One can volunteer their time... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Don and Rachel are my OTP. But so are Don and Betty. I'm conflicted. #sarahjessicaparker more » Experiment626: WHAHAHA laughing so hard regarding Carrie Prejean, if it's true... And WTF to SJP. I've heard that baby poo doesn't smell, but ... like baked goods??... more » NellMood: Michael Lohan is a huge douche, but I kind of love the idea of God looking down on Hollywood and deciding who will be smote with a role in 'Labor Pain... more » TheExperience: Miley Cyrus, I sincerly doubt you've never heard a Jay-Z song. Particularly with that new New York one that has been dominating Top 40 radio. #sarahje... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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#healthnuts
Crazy Like A Fox: Karl Rove Declares Victory In Healthcare Conflict
Today's headline made me curse out loud. "The GOP Is Winning the Health-Care Debate," the Wall Street Journal screams. Muttering to myself about talking points, I looked down and saw the byline. Karl Rove? You can't trust that fuckbag! More » -
#tweetbeat
Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. More » -
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Oh God: Jon Gosselin Is Officially On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has a Twitter account and a children's foundation, Kim Zolciak claims her topless photos weren't Photoshopped "that much," and Demi Moore gets upset (and might be taking legal action against Perez Hilton). More » -
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Rachel Zoe Would Love To Design A Line For Walmart
Today in Tweet Beat, Karl Rove hangs out with Twitter followers IRL, Spencer's Nana loves Heidi's Playboy shots, and Sherri Shepherd stinks. More » -
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What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
For Tweet Beat, we'll follow celebs' Twitter accounts so you don't have to. Today, Samantha Ronson doesn't think women are good drivers, Larry King admits he doesn't type, Tyra is talking about weaves (natch), and more! -
#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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#newsat10
Clinton Scores Another Hood; Republicans Lose More Ground
- Yale University awarded Secretary of State Hillary Clinton an honorary Doctorate of Law yesterday, after which she spoke to the Law School graduating class. You know some of the undergraduate seniors were pissed. [Associated Press]
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#newsat10
Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
- Hillary Clinton is having a lottery to retire her campaign debt — and the prizes are a day in New York with Bill, one in D.C. with James Carville, or American Idol tickets. [Washington Post]
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#newsat10
Will The Easter Bunny Bring The Obama Girls Their Dog?
- Reports suggest that the Obama puppy has been selected and that it may well be an Easter gift to the Obama girls. Ted Kennedy may or may not be the Easter Bunny. [Washington Post]
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#crappyhour
And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning
Christmas is almost here, and Spencer Ackerman and I know that some among you probably aren't done shopping yet. We've got some ideas from dolls to pardons, in between musings about Cheney and Cox [sic].
