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more about #kardashians Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Where's the rest of the preggo one's top lower leg? What did they do to Khloe's stomach and legs? more » NerD: Blattella: Wow, that is a real photoshop issue. If you look at the knee of the middle one, you'll see it was masked out to be behind the other girl. However, t... more » LoSpaz: My sister and I would just fight over who got to be the exclamation point and never get around to the posing part. more » sybann: Looks like an ad for a house of somewhat questionable repute - not to mention, taste. more » LilSpitfire: I like how we are arguing over whose leg is entwined with who when instead we should be asking why the fuck we care about them in the first place. more » raphaela: Since I'm an only child, I guess I'll have to do one of those photo shoots where I am posing with myself. In triplicate. I'll be sure to slip me som... more » Little Bumble Bee aka:Alwaystheangel: her leg isn't between her sister's leg (sorry, I have no clue who is who). The photoshopping is just not very good... It looks like they all got their... more » Little Time Bomb: They look really photo shopped but God help me I love the pregnant lady in lingerie. more » likepenguins: I kind of think it's nice that Kim's the most demure one in this shot, for once. more » morninggloria: At this point, I'm fine with letting the Kardashians just go on ahead. I'm tired of keeping up with them. more » LegalCookie: I'd argue that their legs are not intertwined. Not only can you not tell from the way the image was created, but the bottom one (I don't know their n... more » Emily: It looks like all these photos were taken separately, which makes the ad at least a little less creepy. more » Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Ou, my mum and sister were just talking to me about setting up a sitting for family portraits...guess who's getting a creepy email from Neufner today. more » BabyJane: This really is klassy with a k! Since I don't have any sisters, I'll have to see if I can get mom and grandma to join me in recreating this lovely sho... more » yvanehtnioj: The pregnant one looks like she's 11 in this picture. It's creeping me out, like pregnancy fetish kiddie porn or something. more » the.bleach: So they are Sexy Married, Sexy Preggo, and Kim is...Sexy Control Top? more » Eleanor Ramilly: My mouth is agape with confusion. Good lord. There are other ways to be sexy.. you don't have to be so damn literal. more » amazoncowgirl: So, I love my sisters and all, but I don't know what is wrong with them. Every time I suggest we do a tasteful portrait like this, they suggest I sho... more » effgeevee: Well.. at least they're allowing the pregnant one some kind of sexuality? I guess? more » stacyinbean: So I'm typically a fan of these three, I watch the show (against my better judgment) and think they are hilarious most of the time but this... just, no. more » -
#familymatters
Things To Do With Your Sister Today
Pose together in racy lingerie — making sure her leg is between yours — like in this Keeping Up With The Kardashians ad in all the tabloids. Later, make like a honeybee and fart on her, hoping she'll die. [Wired] -
#rememberthetime
A Star Is Mourned: Inside Michael Jackson's Memorial
All different kinds of celebrities showed up at the Staples Center today to pay respects to the King of Pop. A gallery, after the jump. More » -
#dirtbag
Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
