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more about #kangaroos Thus Spake KATE!: my sweatshirt has a pouch, wheres my kangababy? more » elliebean: ...the size of a jelly bean at birth with no legs!!!!! Soooo little. Are they technically still incubating in the pouch then? I know what I'm procrast... more » LaComtesse: Ever since watching the World of Mammals documentary series with David Attenborough, I've been a little obsessed with monotremes (platypus and echidna... more » Kivrin: Human babies fill me with fear and loathing. But animal babies make me want to be an animal mommy. I think I was mistakenly given the biological clo... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: "I'll put my hands out and he'll put his little paws in my hands and then kiss me on the nose," she said. "He's just awesome." And I die of whooping ... more » wtfox?!: [Insert very profound statement that will doubtless meet the standard Jezebel expects from its commentariat.] OMGGGGGGGGGG SO CUTE MORE SHRILL NOISES. more » redqueenmeg: Every time a see a kangaroo I want to hug it, even the full-grown ones. I know they would kick me. I can't help it. more » Jack_Burton: ...And the Thousand Acre Wood is now a parking lot. more » msAnthrope: "if people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world." ~~Winnie the Pooh more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: I always had a secret hope that Rabbit would one day catch Tigger and beat the every living shit out of him. I was a hyperactive child and even I th... more » missbananafish: The mere mention of Piglet cracks my cold, black heart. I just want to hug him and have him be my BFF. more » TheJacqueline ValJean: Hope they're saving some roo meat for food. KANGAROO IS DELICIOUS. more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Angwy Witer fwowed up. more » A Small Turnip: more » HollyGodrunkly: Am I the only one who thought all the Winnie the Pooh characters were a little fucked up anyway? Pooh is a compulsive overeater (eating honey until yo... more » TildeMarks: ...but still, Tiggers are wonderful things. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Unacceptable. Time for heavy artillery. Send in Tigger and Eeyore; they will straighten those mofos out. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): And I heard Carrie Prejean is now criticizing Christopher Robin for playing with his hundred acre wood whilst unmarried. more » BellaTricks: My mother maintains that Piglet is a baby armadillo. I think she's crazy. What say you?? more » LolaQuinn is full of beans: I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering over the honey tree... more » -
#babyroo
Aw-Inducing
The right way to start off the day is this story: Christina Cooper found a newborn baby kangaroo who had been abandoned by his mother and nursed him back to health for several months in her sweatshirt pouch. [WashingtonPost] -
#sadface
Roo The Day
What would A.A. Milne say? Pigs are suffering from flu; bears are being abused for "medicine"; now, thousands of kangaroos are being shot to death in Australia. [Times, HuffPo, The Awl, Guardian] -
#leftovers
Yoga Granny Strikes A Pose • Michelle: Bo Is Doggone "Crazy"
• This amazing (and stylish) Australian "supergran" is 83 years old and is still working as a yoga instructor. She teaches up to 11 classes a week. • More » -
#escapeartists
Marsupial Mayhem
Fifteen kangaroos smashed through their pens and went on a joyromp around the French countryside last Saturday. While twelve of the 'roos have been recovered, three are still at large. [YahooNews]
