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more about #justinlong HereComesMyBaby: I misread the Jennifer Lopez quote (guess a piece of dirt on my screen looked like a period to me), and it sounded so nonsensical that I kept imaginin... more » sybann: "And when you put men in one room, it's what? A brain trust?" DickS in a box. more » EdnasEdibles: Paula regrets leaving American Idol . . . wasn't she pretty much fired? It wasn't like they were throwing money at her and she said "Nope, sorry, I've... more » HarpMadness: I've always felt kind of bad for Julian Lennon. Take out the fame and I've known so many people in that situation, even losing their dad before they ... more » MadelineBassett: As soon as I saw the Yi item, I knew she had to be referring to Up. It just had to be, and sure enough it was. God, that opening montage was brutal ... more » Ailatan: Yeah, I clicked on the Jesus Luz link... I wanted to see Ipanema. more » DonnaPirana: So you know that scene in Scarface where Pacino faceplants into a big pile of coke? It looks like Nicole did the same thing with her face powder... more » BlondeGoddess: Hugh Grant is about the only actor I can think of, who makes me laugh out loud when I read his interviews. Funny guy! But I agree with him, he sucked ... more » RipCurl: "I'm not a prude at all. I'm delighted for anyone to use any kind of language they want to use. To be off-color. To work blue... I just have not for m... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I love anyone who praises a friend on how much they can eat. I, too, am part locust, but I am quite a bit taller than SJP. more » TRexstasy: This column about the Nine after-party begins, "There's sure to be gossiping when you put a lot of females in one room…" And when you put men in one... more » dancerevolution: I can relate, Hugh Grant. My dad thinks bathing suits are ridiculous, so he goes to the beach in button-down shirts and slacks. I kid you not. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Everything that comes out of Hugh Grant's mouth makes him completely make sense. more » jigglyball: Stupid, stupid, stupid! (smacks palm into forehead) How did I miss that Segel was on Team No Pants? My dastardly plan to make off with TV Boyfriend an... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Aw, I want Lindsay and Jason to be together. He's a sweetie pie, and he'd write her silly songs and feed her yummy food and be really nice and teddy ... more » wednesdayam: To be fair to Ringo, I have a drummer friend who can't play the game either. He has an instinct to do things that the game doesn't want you to do on ... more » BlondeGoddess: I don't really care that Tiger wants to screw as many blondes as he can, but I can't help but wonder: why did he get married if he so obviously still ... more » DutchessOfDork: Dear Kings of Leon, I love you and will never hate you :D Love Dutchess more » lollapulizer: So angry about the Harry Potter thing. Last film there was practically nothing between Harry and Ginny, and they're the ones who actually end up toget... more » madeofawesome: Wait, why are Daniel and Emma naked? Harry would never do that to Ron. Bros before hos, man. more » -
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SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
- Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?
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Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
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Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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Drew Discusses Rollerderby Movie Directorial Debut
Drew Barrymore is on the cover of Time Out: New York's new photo issue, which features pictures of NYC taken by celebrities. In an interview, Drew talks about her directorial debut Whip It and participating in "female fight club." More » -
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Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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Chris Brown Sued For Assault; Prince Harry Arriving In U.S.
- Chris Brown is being sued for assault and battery, but not by anyone you know:
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Miley Cyrus Has Secret Half-Brother; Britney Gets A Police Escort
- Miley Cyrus apparently has a half-brother named Christopher Cyrus who is less than a year older than her. But, he has no contact with the rest of the Cyrus clan.
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Justin Timberlake To Climb Mountain That Nearly Killed Ann Curry
- Justin Timberlake will attempt to finish what Ann Curry started: He'll head to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
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Oksanas Confirm And Deny Mel Gibson Affair; Hulk Hogan On Ex-Wife: "I Totally Understand O.J."
- Both Mel Gibson and Russian classical pianist Oksana Kolesnikova deny that they're having an affair. She insists she's "happily married" and four months pregnant with her husband's child. As for the other Oksana ... [TMZ]
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Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
This video (embedded after the jump) is jam-packed with stars, but the best part? Watching Brody Jenner wax intellectual. Plus: Justin Long partying underwater. Zac Efron's sad face is pretty great too. [Funny or Die] More » -
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Another Adoption For Angelina?
- And then there were seven?!?! Angelina Jolie reportedly told one of the Slumdog kids that she is planning to adopt an Indian orphan. The papers will surely turn this into a race with Madonna. [Telegraph]
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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
