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more about #justinebateman gangey: OK, I have a locksmith story. And maybe I'm just as much of an ass as Lindsay Lohan, you all tell me: I realized as I was leaving work that I had left... more » brendastarlet is on it: I call b.s. on blaming The Reader's script for the nudity. There was none of speak of in the book. And, Kate could easily have demanded that the nudit... more » tscheese: Wait, what happens if you call a locksmith and you have no cash on you? What then? They let you back into your place and write you a bill or something... more » Triphena: I don't think I've taken 10,000 pills in 29 years. Good Lord. more » lisas: I realize this is sooooo not the point of the story, but since when does Lindsay Lohan have blue eyes? more » MockMyWorld: Kate Winslet, you can be nude in movies till you're 90. Um, you too, Gael Garcia Bernal. Wait, that wasn't what you were saying in that quote? About a... more » laetitiae: "If you've been married for a long time you love without looking." That's just beautiful. Meryl Streep, thank you for that. :) more » meritxell: an erotic life: Lindsey Lohan: you are talentless and if that $39 isn't going to buy you a pair of pants, then you are also an asshole. more » PrarieMuffin: Psst--Diana Ross: Staying silent generally does not involve making statements to the press. Just thought I'd clue you in. more » chatterboxwriting: I don't think the word "cajoled" means what Sam Lutfi THINKS it means. more » SevenNationArmy: Oh boy I can hear the fanboys from here complaining about Diaz being that movie. more » RainbowBrite: Wow. It takes a really REALLY shitty person to stiff a hardworking worker, who makes significantly less money than you, out of $19. God, for some reas... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Quincy Jones. He said, "I just can't take it anymore, I've lost so many friends over the past years. Ray Charles, Marlon Brando, Michelangelo Antonion... more » Cafezinha: I recently saw a trailer for Julie & Julia, and though I really don't like going to the theatre (maybe make it once every 18 months or so), it loo... more » Dodgergirl: That's fine for you to say, Sir Paul, but I think we all know we need to see what you're wearing if we are going to make an accurate appraisal of your... more » PrarieMuffin: I think Jessica Biel is just pretentious enough to use the word "knicker." more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Hell, I'll buy Vanity Fair for RPattz. And it's not a magazine I read. Also, I love Kate Winslet. If RPattz won't have me, I wonder if she will? more » morninggloria: Lindsay Lohan is that girl who was always having sleepovers that my mom would not let me attend in middle school. more » PrarieMuffin: Wait--Paul's not getting the songs back? Way to ruin my whole evening, World. more » MissKittyFantastico: All I can envision in regards to Mr. Gosling's CD is his image saying "Hey girl, buy my CD and I'll take you for DQ afterwards." more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
- Last night Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson called a locksmith because Sam lost her house keys. While he was working Lindsay found an open window crawled in. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay wouldn't pay.
