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more about #justinbobby more comments → boxspelunker: I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything. more » hughman: i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out s... more » lady_justice: So here I am, watching the first clip totally nodding my head in agreement with Spencer. "YES! It would be horrible if Heidi got pregnant!" "Yes, I t... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the strip... more » madeofawesome: Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation. And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brough... more » Tchotchke: The only thing that surprises me about any of this is that it took a trip to Vegas to get JustinBobby to take a shower. Also, I think it's awesome, i... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think I can understand why Spencer is worried. Almost every kid wants to kill Spencer when (s)he grows up. more » Tippi Hedren: "Like, oh my god, STB. These strippers are, like, totally getting, like, more attention than us. Let's, like, make out or whatever." more » Penny: Ooooh I had a dream last week about Spencer and Heidi and now I've forgotten it! I do know that my dad beat up Spencer, though. I find it hilarious ... more » Cocotte: My first reaction is, what a dickhead move - your wife wants kids so you sterilize yourself? Then I remembered that there is a certain societal accept... more » UnicornZiva: Umm...what exactly did he think a vasectomy was? He seemed really surprised that they had to get a scrotum involved. And that there were knives. An... more » midwesternmom: OK, I am pitching a TV show right now. "I'm Spencer's Sperm Cell's Get Me Out of Him!" We get together the whole cast--Janice, Mrs. Blago, that Baldwi... more » lavenderstain: If all it took for my boyfriend to get a visectomy (and thus release me of the monthly costs of birth control) was to assert that I want children, and... more » boxspelunker: Argh! I really want to be sterilized. I am finally, after three years, going to get an appointment to try to talk to a surgeon. I've jumped through... more » PrincessOfPower: holy shmoley, don't these people ever get sick of the club scene??! they've been going to these places for 10 years! #thehillsvasectomy more » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
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The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More » -
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The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More » -
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The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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#overthehills
The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More » -
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The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More » -
#newmasters
JustinBobby: The New "Girl With A Pearl Earring"
A Vancouver artist is showing pastel drawings of Hills stars, including this soulful JustinBobby and an appropriately vacuous Audrina. She also does watercolors of characters from Dynasty. [JDBRecords] -
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#dirtbag
Kim Kardashian: "Leave Jessica Alone!"
- Kim Kardashian on Jessica Simpson's body: "Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!'" Kim continues:
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#dirtbag
Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
