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more about #juergenteller lisas: I wonder what, exactly, you'd expect an objective source to say about the essence of love. "It's everything except that red rose parfum crap. Man that... more » lafleur: Lily looks fanfuckingtastic. I need those tights, Karl. Karl? Can you hear me? more » badmutha: I am starting to think these designer people are just a bunch of loonies. more » kkatt: But Ashley does the perfume smell like Old Cow or New Cow? more » messybessy: I. Love. Jennifer. Connelly. So. Much. more » greengrey: "Mark your calendars! She by Sheree, apparently some design offspring of a Real Housewife, is coming to Fashion Week." Fashion week has jumped the sh... more » vulcanized: That "Don't Shop" ad is one of the most out-of-touch, misguided, and poorly filmed things I've ever seen. And at 6 minutes, it's unbelievably self-in... more » alltheteainchina: well i'm never, EVER going into an Ulta again because when i asked the salesperson if the store near me carried this truly awesome foundation i had bo... more » letitcrash: I'm not really sure if Alicia actually meant what I think she does, but if she means that people shouldn't buy junk unless they actually need it, that... more » KelseyElle: They need to just open up a Real Housewives store. Nene can sell her shoes, Kim can sell her CDs, Sheree can sell her clothes, the entire NYC cast can... more » emilyanne: Paris's museum is good but it's nothing on my personal favourite - Moscow has a museum of forgotten objects - that is a museum filled with things so o... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Jennifer Lopez's new scent, "My Glow," was apparently inspired by motherhood. Soooo it smells like milk vomit, strained carrots, and not showering fo... more » Annabellie: A counterfeit pregnancy test? Please tell me that I'm missing something here and there is a way in which that could possibly make sense. more » amowls: I don't want to know what motherhood smells like. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Jennifer Lopez's new scent, "Glow Worm" was apparently inspired by Marc Anthony. more » livefreeordorota: If you're buying a counterfeit pregnancy test you have a lot more issues than just an unplanned pregnancy! more » angelheadedhipster: I enjoy referring to The House of Dereon as The House of Diarrhea. What shall I call the Sasha Fierce line? Sasha Feces? more » AthertonMerriweather: Can Nicole Richie really credit herself with her "bohemian style"? Shouldn't Rachel Zoe be getting some sort of royalties out of the deal? more » nessalicious: I have a massive girl boner for Jeurgen Teller. He is smart, talented, and evidently really sweet and humble. more » Ant Girl: Other J-Lo perfume titles: Look at me Glow Glowing Bride Glowing red So Much For the Afterglow Glow-rius My Glowiness and her kids line: Glow Worm (g... more » -
#ragtrade
Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
- Handbag model Lily Allen performed live at the farming-themed, hay-strewn Chanel show this morning. [Fashionista]
- Claudia Schiffer has formally announced she will no longer do any runway modeling. She plans to fill her downtime with a trip to Iraq. [Sun]
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Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
- Did L.A. boutique Maxfield drop Victoria Beckham's dVb in favor of Holmes & Yang? Posh's people say Maxfield hasn't ordered the line for three seasons, and the decision had nothing to do with Katie Holmes, who is Posh's friend. [P6]
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Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
- At last, a celebrity with a realistic outlook on her whatever-line: "Unless you need it, it's just stuff," says Alicia Silverstone of her collaboration with Ecotools. [WWD]
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#ragtrade
Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
- Like many 66-year-olds we know, Betsey Johnson is eyeing retirement. "I should be retired. I'm basically screwing up because I'm not retired. I'd like to go in four days a month, something like that," says the designer.
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#criticaldistance
This Recession Will Change Everything (About The Way We Dress)
Everyone has a theory about what the recession will "mean" for fashion. Wanna hear often correct New York Times critic Cathy Horyn's? Oh yes you do!
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#art
Santas Past & Present
How did 1907 kiddies think Santa would appear in 2007? With a futuristic dildo-shaped blimp carrying Santa's haphazardly-attached toys. Meanwhile, artists — Juergen Teller, Moby — have recreated Santa for the 21st century. [BoingBoing, Guardian] -
