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more about #judelaw more comments → champagne: I'm always the Watson in the friendships but secretly inside I'm the Holmes. The same dynamic can be applied to the Edina/Patsy issue. more » dirtybee: Lil Wayne was supposed to perform in Laredo TX last night - my cousins that live there were really excited to see him perform (Laredo doesn't get too ... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Amy, Amy, Amy...where's your moral parallel? Sorry, I just wanted to quote one of her songs. But bad move, Amy. Bad move. more » rednrowdy: really zoe? really? angelina and halle got to where they are because they were sex pots first. so how exactly is that changing anything? could the... more » random_play: These four women really make up one complete woman. If the four women combine to make up one complete, giant, ass-kicking robot, I am totally going t... more » midwesternmom: I think what's happening between Lindsey and Leo is more "stalking" than "socializing." more » Island of Misfit Toys: Zoe: Please watch Star Wars, Alien and Raiders of the Lost Ark. All have strong women in roles of power. more » HereComesMyBaby: I was thinking the following quote was said by Joan Rivers, not Joan Collins, and got very confused: "Women who turn to cosmetic procedures look ghast... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: considering his prostitute incident, you'd think hg would not want to conjure up any "pretty woman" images. then again, he doesn't seem to give a fig... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Kim, we are in a recession, honey. Few people can afford a closet full of expensive designer shoes. Most of the ones who could before were taken to th... more » femme-bot: Is Kim Cattrall on crack or stuck in 2001? I mean, it was "dated" before it went off the air. Don't get me wrong, I love myself some SatC, but they sh... more » ronniedobbs: There is no one who annoys me more than the dining companion who kicks up a lot of dust by being SOO HUNGRY! and exclaiming HOW DELICIOUS! the food is... more » Kali Mama: Sophia Loren, in touch with her Italian mom side. Please eat, you're stààààhvinnnn more » Raised-byHeathens: Oh my God! Not POT!! Not with LIL' WAYNE! Who's next? Snoop Dog? What is the world coming too? Seriously though, if you are a rapper who has said to K... more » heykoukla: So Sarah Jessica won't reveal the name of her new scent. Can I guess? Is it Eau de Bus? Or Parfum de Gym Changing Room? more » -
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Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.
- Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]
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#isntitbromantic
Downey Jr. Downplays Sherlock Holmes "Bromance," Breaks Jude's Heart
Today on GMA, Jude Law discussed the "harder, edgier" Watson he plays in Sherlock Holmes. Then, when confronted with a clip of Robert Downey Jr. saying he doesn't have a crush on Jude, he replied, "He's broken my heart." -
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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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Robert Downey Jr. On Brawling, Babies, And Playboy Bunnies
Today on GMA, new co-anchor George Stephanopoulos awkwardly asked Robert Downey Jr. if he's ready to become a dad again. He replied, "Sure, why not?" but his wife, who was standing off-camera, gave the plan a "definitive no." -
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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.
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Kidman Questioned About Scientology "Cult"; Kate Hudson & A-Rod Said To Split
- During a recent interview, BBC reporter Andrew Marr asked Nicole Kidman about "one of the things you haven't talked about before... Scientology - a lot of people would say it is a bullying cult." Nicole stammered, then said:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
- Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.
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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality
- OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
- According to Radar Online, Tiger Woods has agreed to pay alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel "more than one million but less than three million" to keep her from sharing the details of their relationship with the public. [RadarOnline]
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Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
- Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:
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Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
- Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us]
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#snapjudgment
"Go, Go, You Question With A Wicked Tongue!" — Hamlet
[New York, November 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
