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more about #jossstone Glaven: I'm having fun trying to guess what phrase Beth Ditto actually used where it says "[performing oral sex]." It's like a fun MadLib. Lapping vulvas? Cho... more » scandalouskiki: I think James Franco will be great hosting SNL - he seems to have the right frame of mind and would probably be willing to be a little sillier. I thin... more » vulcanized: Maybe I'm just clueless, but who cares about Michaele and Tareq Salahi? They snuck into a party. Big fuckin' whoop. The only thing that makes it re... more » formergr: It bothers me (somewhat irrationally, I know) that Rihanna said, "I love food because I'm from Barbados." She does realize that lots of other folks a... more » marin79: Am I the only one who has been disappointed with SNL's hosts this season? (James Franco & Muse episode, excluded). It seems like they've been cateri... more » alwaysapropos: Something is wrong with my hormones. I think I need to see a doctor, because I saw that picture of Seal and Lou and teared up. more » ketamineKitty: I dunno, Kate Moss. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave? more » Penny: Stewart has probably in Thanksgiving/Christmas land since August, so it doesn't surprise me that she went out. more » Questioning Everything: The Salahi's are from Front Royal, VA - more than 70 miles from D.C. How does this qualify them for TRHWofDC? Front Royal is at most, an outer exurb... more » Cairn: So wait, the Salahi's WEREN'T doing it for charity? more » szig: I think in addition to our "no fly" list, there should be a "no media coverage" list and the Salahis should be put on it stat! more » rodmanstreet: If Alec Baldwin's movie career is a failure then whose is a success? more » morninggloria: He's interviewed the balloon boy parents, Carrie Prejean, Jon Gosselin, Paris Hilton... Larry King should rename his show "Desperate Famewhores Live." more » ketamineKitty: jay z and diddy, $5000 a night "just to have a drink and listen to some music" sure. wink wink, nudge nudge more » taliewalie: I'm totally up for suffering through SNL's awful writing if it means I get to see James Franco and Taylor Lautner! Yummmmm more » Apple Tartlet: Re The Gatecrashers: There's an interesting article in the Guardian this weekend about how the public is getting sick of people trying to be celebriti... more » netfe: you had me at James Franco.. more » morninggloria: Tiger Woods followed his announcement that he was buying a Bryant-esque ring at Zales by telling the same friend that he was going to get his wife "a ... more » tewkesbury: it's weird to me that people are making such a flap about Kate Moss's comment, because that whole "nothing tastes as good as being thin feels" has bee... more » dcdulce: Silly Tiger, every kiss begins with Kay! more » -
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White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
- Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
A lot of entertainers made the trek to Berlin - Beyonce, Shakira, Lil Kim, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry and, obviously, the Hoff - because, apparently, you can wear the most ludicrous of getups and no one cares. More » -
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Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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Mel Delivers "Crazed Rant" At Church; Nicole Kidman Denies Adoption Rumors
- Mel Gibson "completely lost it" this weekend, according to a fellow churchgoer, who said he stood up in front of the congregation and "paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized."
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Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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