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more about #joseffritzl more comments β FizzyGood: Wow. Schuett sounds amazing. more » lisas: Just bulldoze the Fritzl house and start over. There's no saving it. more » Lymed: Wow. People who exhibit healthy dietary behavior are more likely to exhibit other healthy dietary behavior? That's amazing. Next thing you know, th... more » Laulau: Austrian police, for refusing the museum idea: thank you. That was the only bit of news today whose upshot wasn't to make me weep. more » LouisiAnna: I really wanna read these, but when it's only separated by a dot...man, I get all dizzy. Am I getting told? I need paragraph breaks. You kids get off ... more » labeled: Today's leftovers are more like fuckovers. Fuck you hecession, Swedish teen boys, hysterectomy-happy OB's, Annie Le's killer, all cancers, Joseph "... more » AmericanSplendor: Why are we just figuring out all of the stuff you can give you kids in utero NOW? That seems kind of, like, important, RIGHT? more » TRexstasy: According to a new study, people who get most of their daily liquids from plain water rather than other beverages tend have healthier diets in general... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: 12-year-old Abby Miller plays her guitar and sings on the street to raise money for her 4-year-old friend, Taylor Love, who has neuroblastoma, a cance... more » sybann: Swedish GIRLS? One word: Masturbation. more » 18thfloor: "This event in my life was a tragic one... But today, 19 years later, I stand here and want you all to know that I am OK. I am not a victim, but inste... more » badmutha: YOU GO JENNIFER SCHUETT! and also my lack of sense of smell is related to my terrible allergies, not my insensitivity. more » Lymed: Fishing cats are awesome. Cuddling cats are more awesome. more » sybann: Egypt's top Islamic authority sounds like a designer in his spare time. more » MIXED: I can't take another "Fritzl" story right now. I just can't. more » -
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Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot β’Β Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
β’ Today a group of archeologists, divers, and volunteers began the search for Gertrude Tompkins Silver, who served as a fighter pilot during WWII and has been missing since 1944. She is the only WASP still unaccounted for. β’ More » -
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"Australian Fritzl" Makes Headlines After 30 Years Of Abuse β’ Man Wins Ladies' Poker Tournament
β’ A man from Australia has been named the "Aussie Fritzl" after police discovered that he raped his daughter repeatedly over the course of 30 years and fathered four children with her. More » -
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Fritzl Sentenced To Life In Psychiatric Center
Josef Fritzl was sentenced yesterday to life in prison, which he will serve in a psychiatric facility. However, due to a loophole, he could be released in 14 years. More » -
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Fritzl Trial, Day 3: Josef Fritzl Pleads Guilty On All Counts
Today, day 3 of his trial, Josef Fritzl suddenly reversed his plea to guilty on all charges, including the murder of his infant son. He said that watching daughter Elisabeth's videotaped testimony changed his mind. More » -
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Fritzl Trial, Day 2: Defense Portrays Rapist Abuser As A Caring Family Man
In court today, the defense said Josef Fritzl, the Austrian man accused of imprisoning his daughter for 24 years, raping her, and fathering her seven children, was "not a monster." His daughter's testimony said otherwise. More » -
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Austrian Abuser Admits To Rape, Denies Murder On First Day In Court
Josef Fritzl, the 74-year-old Austrian man who kept his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathered 7 children with her, has pled guilty to incest but denies murdering his infant son. More » -
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Recovering Otter Cuddles Teddy Bear β’ Russian Baby Born With Two Penises
β’ This poor otter was near death when Camilla Ravenshear found him wandering alone on the road. He is now feeling much better, and is now taking comfort in his new teddy bear friend. β’Β More » -
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Retiree Builds Sanctuary For Cats β’Β New Details Released In Fritzl Case
β’ Meet Craig Grant, founder of Caboodle Ranch. The 30-acre property is home to 500 unwanted felines. Using money out of his own pocket, Grant built an entire kitty-town, complete with lakefront cabins. β’ More » -
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Even First Kids Have To Make Their Beds β’ Writers Question Slumdog's Authenticity, Title
β’ We'll point it out again for those who missed it: The First Couple are strict parents. Sasha and Malia have to make their beds, scoop dog poop, and be in bed by eight. β’ More » -
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Woman Arrested For Molestation Of Adult Male β’Β Serena Williams Is Wealthiest Female Athlete
β’Β A Colorado woman has been arrested for assaulting a male friend. After the man woke up with her hands "in [his] ass," she said, "what did I do... kill somebody?" β’ More » -
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Women Better At Picking "Cute" Babies β’ Anti-Choicer Crashes Car Into Planned Parenthood
β’ Researchers have announced that women are more talented at picking out "cute babies" than men because of our reproductive hormones. β’ More » -
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2008 Jezebel Hall Of Infamy
Vanity Fair's "Hall of Infamy" contains Spitzer, Blago, Joe the Plumber, various failed strategists and corrupt Wall Streeters and David Archuleta's father. All bad, but they forgot a few...
