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more about #jonstewart more comments → DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Gaffigan, the whitest man in America, how you slay us. More "My Boys". more » rodmanstreet: I totally got my picture taken with the body that Brian Williams was burying in the Pine Barrens. It's on my Facebook page. I just told him that I w... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Geez, Jon, marry me. I know you're already married. Do it anyway already. It'll go nicely with your "nothing is sacred" worldview. <3 more » Dodgergirl: He and Stephen both... I miss them so when they abandon me to like, "spend time with their families" or whatever. I may never forgive them for taking... more » Penny: Crazy, I was literally JUST watching this on Hulu. more » lalaland13: Aren't most of them Ivy Leaguers as well? So I need to go back in time and grow a penis, then go to Harvard. It's becoming painfully obvious lately t... more » kctomorrow: The only late night show I used to watch on a semi regular basis was Conan. Then I realized that many of his jokes fall back on sexist ideologies to b... more » emfish55: Come ON, ladies. Have a sense of humor. Can't you see that the near absence of women in comedy writing jobs is hilarious? Sheesh. Comedy shows are... more » morninggloria: I have recurring dreams that I discover that I've been hired to write for a big funny comedy show, and then I get to the comedy show and they see me a... more » eloiseonahill: This reminded me of an article the stranger ran ages ago. The nerf football part is pretty classic. more » futuremouse: "Guess how many female writers" is a fun game, but a short one. If you want something that'll occupy you for hours try "Count the white dudes." It's... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: But how are comedy writers supposed to be able to skate up to the line of appropriate content without the freedom to speculate about the size of Salma... more » LaComtesse: Something that reeeeeeeeeeeally annoys me about 30 Rock: Tina Fey and Liz Lemon both go on about women in comedy and all that jazz, but how many femal... more » JinxyMcDeath: As someone who is routinely told that I am the funniest GIRL they know by men (women don't qualify me for some reason), I can understand this phenomen... more » clevernamehere: I'm tall and Irish, can I write for Conan? Or is my vagina a deal breaker? #davidletterman more » -
#jonstewart
Jon Stewart Makes White House Crasher Story Less Sad, More Funny
The Daily Show came back from hiatus last night, and Jon made all the Salahi mayhem seem worth it just by yelling "fame whore assholes!" Hilarious clip after the jump. More » -
#nolaughingmatter
Guess How Many Female Writers There Are On Late Night?
The New York Times' Bill Carter crunched the numbers on how many women there are in late night comedy writers' rooms. As you might guess, it's pretty ugly. (And, as it turns out, smelly). More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
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#halliburtonhorror
Republicans: Defending Rape Victims Is A "Political" Move
Last night, Jon Stewart called out the 30 Senate Republicans who voted against Al Franken's amendment to bar the government from contracting with companies that force their employees to agree not to sue if they get raped on the job. More » -
#byavowell
Sarah Vowell, Jon Stewart, And The Freedom Of The Bowl Haircut
It's pretty much standard operating procedure for male talk show hosts to compliment female guests on their looks. But in his interview with Sarah Vowell last night, Jon Stewart took another tack — and it was pretty adorable. More » -
#dirtbag
Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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#healthnuts
The Daily Show: Betsy McCaughey Provides Dramatic Interpretation Of Health Care Bill
Pilfering her best moves from Sarah Palin's playbook, Betsy McCaughey arrived at The Daily Show last night unprepared, unrepentant, and desperately attempting to hype the audience. I'm surprised she didn't start winking and giving shout outs. More » -
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#clips
Tim Gunn Did Not Watch Project Runway Ripoff
The venerable Tim Gunn sat down with The Daily Show's Jon Stewart last night, and talked about the new season of Project Runway (which starts tonight!) as well as Bravo copycat knockoff The Fashion Show. More » -
#funnybusiness
The Daily Show Discusses "The Stew Getting Darker"
"She wants her America back? Tell that to the Indians. No one gives America back, you keep it until someone takes it from you!" More » -
#dirtbag
Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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#insultsgalore
Anonymous Internet Commenters Respond To Lousy Lindsey Graham
When Lindsey Graham asked Sonia Sotomayor to respond to anonymous comments criticizing her temperament, one was forced to wonder: Has Lindsey ever read a typical Internet comment thread??? Luckily, last night, Jon Stewart decided to offer his assistance. More » -
#funnyladies
Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
Jon Stewart, suffering from significant disappointment that Sarah Palin resigned during his week off, had correspondent Samantha Bee attempt to explain it all to him. Because, while Stewart understands "Harvard basketball," Bee said he doesn't know "maverick basketball." More » -
#roevsworld
Huckabee Hits Daily Show Audience With Crap About Abortion, Slavery
Mike "Huckles" Huckabee made his second appearance on The Daily Show last night, holding Jon Stewart to his promise that he'd allow Huckabee to pick the topic. Huckabee chose abortion; Stewart broke out the booze.
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#dirtbag
Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health
- Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]
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#clips
Paul Rudd Has A Present In His Pants
Paul Rudd showed up to The Daily Show last night bearing promotional materials from his new film I Love You, Man. But all Jon Stewart wanted was to see Rudd dance. Clip at left. -
#clips
Jon Stewart Learns Boys Will Be Boys, Girls Will Be Girls
On The Late Show With David Letterman last night, Jon Stewart explained that, despite his best efforts, his children insist on adhering to 1950s gender stereotypes. More » -
#cowgirlhalloffame
Sandra Day O'Connor Schools Jon Stewart
Sandra Day O'Connor, first cowgirl on the Supreme Court, does not cotton to being called a swing voter. She prefers "Most Principled Justice" ... and isn't afraid to judge you, Jon Stewart or her grandkids.
