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more about #jonpeters more comments → Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: Perez Hilton: I am a feminist. I have the 19-inch arms of a feminist, the strength of a feminist, and the knowledge to know that i use that strength t... more » BabyJane: Jon & Kate, please just stop it. You're giving me a stomach ache and I'm not even involved in your lives. Take a break, have a cup of tea, hug tho... more » HarpMadness: Aw, the girls look so happy in that picture, sitting there with their mom. My ice-cold heart continues to stir over that family. more » tscheese: Megan Fox, listen. I understand that acting is probably very hard work and you're under a lot of pressure. But if you really feel THAT awful about the... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Does anybody else think "Buried" sounds rather tasteless? It is one thing to try to bring awareness to the situation in Iraq; it is another thing to ... more » DutchessOfDork: Brad and Angelina have been together longer than Brad and Jennifer. more » kaiwhakamarie: Zooey and Ben! What an AWESOME couple! YES! How did I not know about this before now? more » hortense: I actually do know Scout Taylor-Compton: didn't she play Dean's little sister on Gilmore Girls? And then didn't she runaway in real life or something ... more » tscheese: Kate Hudson is described as a "steakhouse hex," Is Kate Hudson also responsible for the fact that steaks are never exactly as medium-rare as I want th... more » Whiskey and Popcorn: Mr Depp: please blink twice slowly if you are being held against your will. There's a car waiting out back. Your nightmare is finally over and you are... more » DangerMouse: Now, the perfect card for when your mom suggests you go to rehab! I envision it as one of those ones that plays music. Front: Tryin' to make me go to ... more » EkaterinaBallerina: Ironic that Scout Taylor-Compton is joining the cast of The Runaways, since you know, she was once one in real life. more » dancerevolution: Sorry for what, Perez? Can you be a little more specific? more » birminghamdrunk: Really I'm insane and I don't know how to control my mouth this gem brought to us by... captain obvious. where are her handlers? doesn't anyone ever j... more » SomeAuthorGirl: It is now my fondest wish to get a prezzie wrapped in the lyrics to "I'm No Good." My second fondest wish? To get knackered in a bar with Harry and Ron. more » -
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Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
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Justin Timberlake To Climb Mountain That Nearly Killed Ann Curry
- Justin Timberlake will attempt to finish what Ann Curry started: He'll head to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
