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more about #jonfavreau Snowbunny: I really wish that Stephen Fry started all of his tweets with "Agent Boooothe." more » bingofrankenstein: I didn't know Ice-T was going recessionista! more » choppedliver: is it just me or does it seem like hanging out with carrie fisher and danny devito would be life-changingly awesome? more » RousseMacabre: For some reason Jon Favreau cutting his hair with a Flowbee is extremely interesting to me. I feel like my life is better after reading that tweet. more » belljarblues: I'd kill to see a picture of sparkly Eli Roth. I'd even go watch the latest Saw movie-it would be worth the pain. more » GirlFailer: Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill? more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, re... more » CynicalPink: Martha Stewart...is on hanging out terms with Diddy.... My head asplode more » Bitingpika: I desperately want to see hangover cures in Martha's next issue. more » GirlFailer: For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gat... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker. more » TransFat: FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons. more » logruszed: I lurve Favreau. more » curiousgeorgiana: What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth. more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Megan Fox, there's no chance on earth anyone will think you are intelligent. Don't worry. more » Kenyakarma: I find the way that the media and people twist Paula Abdul's words disgusting. There is a BIG difference between being addicted to drugs and using dru... more » lilydancing: I guess nobody cares if Megan Fox says "retard" in public. more » Rare Affinity: Is Heidi Montag aware that in the UK, a pratt is someone who talks or acts like a fool? Even worse, according to the BBC it was originally an even old... more » jemandtheholograms: Dear Paris, Thank you for being a shining example of what it means to be a narcissist. Sometimes I need to use people as a reference point for phrase... more » jeepgirl: I love that picture of Kiefer - POLICE DEPARTMENT - CITY OF JACK BAUER more » -
#tweetbeat
Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
#dirtbag
Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
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#crappyhour
Rick Warren Is Thinking About You Naked
Rick Warren can only barely keeping from fucking you, but Ana Marie Cox and I will protect one another and the nation's 4-year-old lottery winners from harm with our new Jon Favreau TV show. -
#crappyhour
Everyone's Angry At Barack Obama
Actually, Ana Marie Cox and I aren't angry at all, but other people are, so we talk Rick Warren, Rod Blagojevich, R. Kelly, Crocs, things to do in the cold, Jon Favreau and TV sitcoms.
