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    clevernamehere: Oh Heidi! That comment just made me think you have no idea what an orgasm feels like. more »
    charliekohler: Am I the only one who feels the need to say this? Veronicas, be careful! Courtney Love may be a psychobitch, but she could still kick your asses. more »
    FireflyinJuly: IN reference to Scar Jo, is the video "zzz" in the snooze inducing way or is it an electricifying zzzzzz? more »
    Mafalda para Presidente: My god, how did they ever figure out that Amy Winehouse was PRETENDING to be her cat on Facebook? With all the other cats creating Facebook profiles ... more »
    kellieherson: Why am I not seeing Don Draper lookalikes everywhere I go? more »
    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… i... more »
    Leucadia: Heidi's claim reminds me of the Seinfeld where George gets smarter the longer he goes without sex. Perhaps this is the key to her seeming mental defic... more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Michael Phelps... a three-car accident ... Alcohol was not involved" Are we ... supposed to guess? more »
    ericacartman: Does anyone else think about Chad Michael Murray when they see Conrad Murray's name? And then think, "What the hell does MJ have to do with Chad Micha... more »
    Jenloveshercurves: Kate Blanchet as Mildred Peirce? Oh my goodness, this should be amazing. I love the original and Joan Crawford's eyebrows. more »
    morninggloria: Eddie Vedder's quote about an "ashtray that he trusted" sort of makes me want to wife him. more »
    crotchety: Perhaps now Dr. Conrad Murray understands why in med school they kept telling him to get new patients' medical and drug history. Until today I guess h... more »
    Dadadarling: Mischa Barton showed up for work with wet hair and a cigarette dangling from her lips, and this paper calls her "messed," "pale and haggard." I call ... more »
    morninggloria: "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… i... more »
    elliebean: My nethers would die attempting 20-30 orgasms a day. more »
    LucilleMcGillicuddy: Does anyone remember "Mildred Fierce" from the Carol Burnett show? I loooved CB. We all would stay up until 10 on Saturdays to watch her and talk a... more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: It is important to have a trustworthy ashtray. My last ashtray kept selling all of my secrets to the tabloids. more »
    JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist: BI Kim Kardashin? more »
    CurtCole: I bet Gwyneth Paltrow smells like springtime and that concert goer was smelling her upper lip. more »
    little_engine_that_could: I would totally live in a laundry room with Eddie Vedder and an ashtray. Just sayin' :) more »
  • #dirtbag

    Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks

    • Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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