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more about #jonasbrothers bananaballs: I am so so sad about this bit of Shane Sparks news. Weeping! more » Slim: I really love SJP. I've got a pretty good bullshit radar, but she always seems sincere. She genuinely seems to be salt of the earth. A regular dame I... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady. Poor kid. more » amazoncowgirl: Wow, there's hope for La Hasselback yet. She actually recognises graciousness when she sees it. One day she might utelise it herself. Meanwhile, wa... more » Penny: Benjamin is a great name. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names. more » rixatrix: Can we find an Overused Romantic Comedy cliche for Jon Gosselin's life? The guy needs a good makeover, plus "The Reformed Bad Boy," "Time Travel" and ... more » BurntButterandSugar: Love to hear that Rue McClanahan's still got that sass. more » DutchessOfDork: I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong. more » AllieCaulfield: Elisabeth should've done her homework...asking if Stanley Tucci's recently deceased wife saw his film is beyond horrible...what a stupid twit. more » NellMood: No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote. more » LAmonkeygirl: Shane Sparks, nooooooooo! more » SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Best quote ever, Tina Fey. more » Evie Havok: Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She'... more » whynotshesaid: Oh Stephen Fry, I am so with you on the cesspool that is internet commentary. But please do not stop Twittering. I love your tweets dearly. more » Questioning Everything: Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony so important that they need to travel with a guard dog? The dog probably needs therapy from working for them. Wh... more » Lady Skittlehattington: I just get really happy when the name Fergie comes up, and we're actually talking about the real, original, fabulous Fergie. more » I believe in peace, bitch: I would like it if the media would stop policing Miley Cyrus and her body. more » JennaW: Dear Stephen Fry: You can't see me, but I'm holding up a lighter and swaying back and forth. more » doodley is not amused: Holy smokes. That is one giant picture of Miley Cyrus for so early in the morning (especially when I'm not yet fully caffeinated). more » -
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Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#worldscollide
Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Last night, Sasha and Malia Obama went to see the performer voted "worst celebrity influence" (Miley Cyrus, natch) live in concert. The "First Tweens" (a phrase we hope does not catch on) have also met the Jonas Brothers. [ABCNews] -
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Police Break Up Jon And Kate's Fight; Chris Leaks Song About Rihanna
- Last night Jon and Kate Gosselin got into a screaming match after Kate showed up unannounced at their Pennsylvania home and Jon wouldn't let her in. It seems Kate was upset that Jon's rumored fling Stephanie Santoro was babysitting.
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#ragtrade
Leighton Aging Rapidly; Target & Rodarte A Go!
- Leighton Meester made the September cover of Harper's Bazaar, and inside the magazine printed digitally-altered photos of the actress, intended to show how she will age. At 23, Meester is already a supporter of Botox. [WWD]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman
- Last week, Katherine Heigl complained that "cruel and mean" Grey's Anatomy producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let her promote The Ugly Truth.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split
- Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"
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#magickingdom
Why Do All The Disney Stars Date Each Other?
Under the Old Hollywood studio system, PR departments claimed all their stars were dating. Sometimes it feels like Disney's doing the same thing with all their teens! More » -
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Beth & Kate Make Beautiful Music; Michael's Secret Girlfriend
- Kate Moss and Beth Ditto performed an "impromptu duet" at a club last night — singing "Space Oddity" by David Bowie. Guess who thought they did a great job? Simon Cowell. [The Sun]
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Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz ran into his ex, Michelle Trachtenberg, and her boyfriend at a party. They had a pleasant chat but then, "Ashlee got very very drunk," said an insider. "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips."
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#dancingwiththestars
One Of The Jonas Brothers Refuses To Let Meme Die
Joe Jonas, in a leotard, dancing to "Single Ladies." Sir, you are no Timberlake. [YouTube] -
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Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.
- Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
