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more about #johntravolta sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » freewrite: Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL! more » LatestBy: This is art. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell. Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Re... more » Snowbunny: I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people. more » Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » wishing upon: I borrow my mom's Oprah Show 20th anniversary DVD occasionally, and I gotta say, it's better than a damn self-help book. I'm gonna miss you Oprah! more » beautifullittlefool: can we talk about the sweater she is wearing in the tom cruise 1988 bit? and by talk, i mean, holy f-ing best sweater evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrr.... more » RousseMacabre: Best thing about the Oprah Show. LLLIIIIIIIIIZZ LLLEEEMMMOONNN!!! more » kookla: I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!... more » Anna: We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever: [jezebel.com] more » lobstr: Awesome compilation! Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was th... more » TexasCrude: Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs? more » this_charming_one: There should be an iPhone app where you record your name and then have a playback of Oprah screaming it like in the videos. Hey, there's an app to so... more » 4eyes: while she sounds the same, oprah looks so different in every clip.... absolutely fascinating more » ihateyourescalade: Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her. more » yvanehtnioj: Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowe... more » KelseyElle: My politics professor was making fun of Oprah today and saying how stupid it is that people are making a big deal about her show ending. I absolutely ... more » applejuice: The Bob Saget show sounds like a slightly watered down version of "Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends" - a British show which was usually interesting. [en... more » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#fatherlypride
John Travolta Gets Emotional Over His Daughter On Ellen
John Travolta appeared on Ellen today for his first TV interview since the death of his son, Jett, in January. His daughter Ella — his Old Dogs costar — joined him, and the proud dad teared up, overcome with emotion. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
- Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
- Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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#dirtbag
Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
- A Swiss tribunal is expected to rule on Roman Polanski's appeal to be freed from jail by the end of the week. Polanski's lawyer says he would be willing to stay under house arrest at his Swiss villa if released.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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#dirtbag
Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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#dirtbag
Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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#dirtbag
Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Photographed holding hands on Monday. A source says they've been vacationing together in Santa Barbara; As for Justin and Rihanna?
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#dirtbag
Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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#dirtbag
Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn Manson Has H1N1, Tries To Infect Audience; Hef Wants Megan Fox In Playboy
- At a concert on Sunday Marilyn Manson blew phlegm from his nose all over the stage (there's video). The next day he wrote on Facebook: "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU..."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Is Justin Secretly Dating Rihanna?; Travolta Testifies That Jett Was Autistic
- Justin Timberlake and Rihanna reportedly hooked up after the VMAs and they've "been seeing each other for the past few weeks," says a source, "He is really into her and it's only a matter of time before he dumps Jessica".
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#dirtbag
John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
