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more about #johnstamos mariamariamaria: This is not aimed as a criticism of this post, Tracie or Tweetbeat... BUT, I couldn't give less of a fuck what any of the twits from the Hills have to... more » kookla: Saddest part of Brittany is that no one gave two shits about her two days ago. I wish Hollywood would stop with the speculation and just let people RI... more » TeganTheVegan: Never thought I'd say this...but hellz yeah Jamie Kennedy. Women are under so much pressure, I can't imagine how overwhelming it must be to be in the ... more » lalie (apologetic mess): Does Lohan's attorney happen to be Samoan? "As your attorney, I advise you to get a motorcycle. A fast motorcycle." more » lostinmybox: Yes, John Stamos, death is a total drag. more » Seriously: I don't know who Jess Stamm is - but i am pretty sure she ripped off her tweet from Kevin Smith. more » Imogen Quest: Who knew Kelsey Grammer was an Actress? more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I hate how everyone cares about Brittany so much now but not before she died. I understand it, but I still hate it. Why do you think people choose s... more » JanaNye: Jamie Kennedy said it best. more » DaisyGatsby: No one noticed that Jessica Stam cribbed hers VERBATIM from Kevin Smith? www.twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith I mean COME ON...you can't come up with an or... more » rixatrix: As much as I would like to finish these, once I hit Kelsey Grammer's random Capitalization streak, I just couldn't abide by anymore use of numerals fo... more » JinxyMcDeath: As an attorney, I have only advised my clients to NOT social network. So, Michael Lohan continues to operate in Oppositeland. more » Marla Singer: As your attorney I advise you to open a Twitter account! Man, attorneys were much more fun in Hunter Thompson's times. more » MsWhatsit: i went from the verge of tears to snorting with laughter when i read kelly bensimon lecturing others about drugs. more » labeled: OK, you know what tweeting asshats? A young woman has passed on, and I think the least you can do is A) Spell her name right, and B)CAPITALIZE the B.... more » MangoAngel: I know some folks aren't pleased with Jamie Kennedy's tweet, but I thought it was an incredibly sincere thought he posted, and I give him major kudos ... more » Sapphire: Dear Samantha: If, when you say "god...calling people back," you mean "dying," I don't think it's going to stop any time soon. more » dearest: hey Jamie Kennedy Thanks for saving the coroner a lot of work.. Those years on ghost whisperer are paying off. more » queenieinmanhattan: Kelly Bensimon, classy as ever. Jesus. more » GGobsessed: Wow. Kristie Ally's tweet made me all weepy. more » -
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Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More » -
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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality
- OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is. More » -
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars
- Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]
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Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
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The Show Must Go On At Playbill Gala
Playbill's 125th Anniversary was celebrated at New York's Bon Appetit Supper Club and Cafe, which sounds charming. Less charming: the sort of odd range of duds one only gets at a legitimate theatre event! More » -
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Celebs React To Kanye At The VMAs
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Chris Brown, Pink, Katy Perry, Jenna Jameson, and Ricky Martin all turn to Twitter to weigh in on Kanye West's behavior at last night's VMAs. More » -
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
