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more about #johnnydepp Thus Spake KATE!: Wow, Lily Allen is almost unrecognizable. Plastic surgery victim? I can't place my finger on it, but something looks off. And she's most definitely ro... more » IRISLIVES: Oooh yeah your miscarriage Lily Allen..thanks for reminding us. Um..mmhmm yeah, still don't care. more » lacey in ak: Didn't Kristen Johnston play an aging party-girl on Sex in the City? Who fell out a window? more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Aww, Guy obviously still loves Madonna in some way. Because he just told a big fat porky pie. The woman couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I was/am really excited they kept the original name of the Chipettes. more » Gretchen now has TWO kittens: Ronnie: Karma. Heh. more » that's what she said: Wow. Bravo, Selena Gomez. You are far wiser than I ever was at that age. Doesn't she also do a lot of work with UNICEF? Smart and kind? Watch out, ... more » Penny: Staggering amount of medications? Doesn't seem like it, especially if she had health problems. I have rxs for Prozac, Wellbutrin and Xanax, and I am... more » FurrierAndIves: Next up? Lenses by LizLemon. Her motto? Pucker UP! more » dialing_footnoterphone: "I didn't even start beginning to deal with it until the baby's due date" I didn't either. That makes my heart ache because I remember being there so... more » mimigoliath: Amy Poehler is lucky that my love for her overcomes the fact that she did the Alvin and the Chipmunks SEQUEL. more » Sev: Kristen Johnston - while I appreciate your aversion to hot flash jokes, please know that there is some poor writer who wants to scream at you for chan... more » Bunsen Honeydew: I'm starting to feel bad for this Simon Monjack fellow. His wife just died and it seems like people really want him to be some sort of villain without... more » missing_piece: Brittany's meds don't seem like a big deal. It seems she may have been bipolar, had migraines, and maybe blood pressure issues. I have two meds for ... more » BestEuphemismEver: BULLOCKS? Oh, Katy Perry, you need to get Russell to Britpick your tweets. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I really want to give Lily Allen a hug. I can't help but love the woman. more » ericacartman: Don't worry. Brody and Jayde are the Justin Bobby and Audrina of... of the very same show. more » Maritsa: Aw, Lily. My miscarriage was an awful time for me, it sent me into more of a tailspin than my father dying did. I admire her for talking about, it's i... more » theysaidwhat: Topomax is an anti-seizure med, yes. But it's also used as an anti-psychotic and for chronic pain. Many people with Bi-polar use it, as do many with f... more » bluebears: Madonna is the WORST actress. It's not that the audience can't get her persona out of the way, it's that SHE can't. more » -
#dirtbag
Lily Allen Talks About Life After Miscarriage; Brittany Murphy Had "Staggering" Number Of Prescriptions
- Lily Allen has spoken about her miscarriage, which she describes as "the worst time of my life." She says:
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#alicedoesntlivehereanymore
Go Ask Alice: An Analysis Of Tim Burton's Trailer
Tim Burton has taken the sinister whimsy of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland and, judging from the preview, dragged it through hell by way of Nam and Jefferson Airplane. Analyze with us...if you dare:
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#filmschooled
Newsweek On Heath Ledger's Last Film
"You feel like a dinner guest who has to pretend to like his best friend's bland cooking… The best way to honor the dead may be to allow their last work to stay as they left it — unfinished." [Newsweek] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked.
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#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#strangeencounters
Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton
This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton.
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#goodbadugly
Strange, Glam, Awesome Love At Tim Burton Tribute
You know it's fab when you see Anna Wintour and the Olsens. And that it's bizarre when you see Johnny Depp, Patti Smith, and Danny DeVito. "The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit: A Tribute To Tim Burton" was both. More » -
#maghag
Pirates Trump Vampires!
Contrary to earlier reports, Robert Pattinson is not People's "Sexiest Man Alive." Johnny Depp is, and, like Brad Pitt and George Clooney he's now been SMA twice. Go ahead and call Rob "Sexiest Undead Man" if you want. [People] -
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#realitybites
Winona Ryder On Public Life, Private Lives
Winona Ryder doesn't do much press anymore, but in an interview with BlackBook magazine she discusses her upcoming film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, her relationship with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, and spending two decades in the spotlight. More » -
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Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
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#dirtbag
Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
