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more about #johnmccain FrankenPC: That visor makes her look like Fidel Castro's offspring. more » GreyCat: Idea: Wear a different fucking hat. more » Zulkey: this bitch makes me sick. She claims she doesn't want attention so instead of getting a regular hat she messes with a McCain hat. She's as much of a... more » PaintedTrollop: You unleashed her on us, McCain. Butch up and suffer like the rest of us. more » BabyJane: Forget about the visor; I'm far more concerned about the blinders that she's wearing. more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Transcript from Sunday's Fox News: John McCain: Are we in such a world now... all these issues that are going on... that we worry about Sarah Palin... more » Eleanor Ramilly: "Sarah said she wanted to be a little bit incognito." BWA HAHAHA Ok, John. Whatever you gotta tell yourself. more » NewsBunny: Bullshit. You're telling me this woman cannot afford a new visor? Attention, attention, attention. It's all about getting attention. more » lastsinglestanding: Well, now that she's stealing Castro's fashion sense, I guess we DO have something to talk about. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I'm with that guy who ran with Sarah Palin in 2008 (can't remember his name because my brain blacked it out). What's wrong with blacking stuff out? I... more » BearDownCBears: Yeah, lay off. If there's one thing we've all learned from the Justice Department, it's that you're allowed to redact torturous events in the past. more » sybann: No John, we don't worry about Sarah Palin's VISOR; we worry about Sarah Palin's everything else. more » CynicalPink: McCain is right. Focus on Ms. Palin's sharpie use is distracting the american people from issue number one: The fact that Barak Obama is a secret Musl... more » EdnasEdibles: I always hate those "don't you have more important things to worry about" comments. Of course I do, we all do. Can't I just spend 5 minutes making fu... more » CurtCole: No, John, I don't think anyone's ignoring important issues when commenting on Palin's visor. It's just funny. I mean next she'll be applying a fake ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Just a few things: 1. She didn't have to wear the visor. If she was that worried about being incognito, she could have worn another hat. 2. I'd figur... more » cinematheques: Nope, we are merely commenting on the idiocy of a woman who was almost our vice president. I'm sorry, her actions are too blatant, thus it is much too... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Ooh, naice response, McCain! Colour me impressed. more » rodmanstreet: So buy an "Aloha! Hawaii!" visor in the gift shop at your hotel. Or don't wear a hideous visor. Duh. more » BytheSea: I'd like, plz, for the tshirt picture to start the rumor that she's gained 150 pounds, just because it would get under her skin more than anything els... more » -
#expalinyourself
McCain Defends Palin's Blacked-Out Visor
"Sarah said she wanted to be a little bit incognito," said John McCain on Fox News yesterday, "Are we in such a world now... [with] all these issues that are going on... that we worry about Sarah Palin's visor?" [Politico] -
#hatcrimes
Notes On A Sartorial Scandal
Perpetual victim Sarah Palin has cut her vacation short, because, she says, the Sharpie-incident kept her from remaining "incognito." "I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain," she explained. [Politico] -
#hatcrimes
Politics Of Fashion
Sarah Palin's former stylist is doling out money-saving (and incredibly boring) fashion advice, but there's one cheap-chic trick she forgot, and it involves a Sharpie. Is this a childish insult, or a clever disguise? [MSNBC & BuzzFeed] -
#leftovers
Trojan Explains How To Prevent "Mistakes" • Palin Takes Book Tour To Fort Hood
• The consequences of unprotected sex are pretty obvious nine months later, but this ad from Trojan shows there can also be unforeseen consequences 32 years later when your "mistake" is annoying other people in a movie theater. • More » -
#roguerules
Going Rogue Likely To Disappoint McCain Aides, Reporters, Reference Librarians
What's in Going Rogue? According to Mark Halperin, "score settling with McCain aides" and (duh) "a hearty bashing of the national media." What's not: an index. But how will we navigate through all of Palin's incredibly useful information? [The Page] -
#leftovers
Dodgers CEO Fired By Her Husband • Earhart's Scarf Goes On Space Flight
• Jamie McCourt, baseball's highest-ranking woman, has been fired from her position as the Dodgers' chief executive by her estranged husband Frank McCourt, who is the team's owner. Now she's believed to be trying to regain control of the team. More » -
#politicalaffairs
Cock The Vote
Researchers report that guys who voted for John McCain in 2008 experienced an immediate drop in testosterone when the results were announced, which means, perhaps, that Republicans trying to hook up on election night were doubly disappointed. [Science Daily] -
#leftovers
New HPV Vaccine Approved • North Carolina Set To Release Child Rapists
Today the FDA voted to approve the vaccine Cervarix, an HPV vaccine created by British drug company GlaxoSmithKline. The vaccine is expected to become available later this year, but Glaxo has not released any information about pricing.• More » -
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#viewaskew
Morning "Joe": Ms. McCain Smacks Down Carolina Congressman
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges
- Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."
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#newsat10
Iran's Supreme Leader: Sit Down And Shut Up
- Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has decided the best way to lead the country while thousands of people are protesting the fraudulent elections is to tell them to shut up, accept the results or risk a violent crackdown. [MSNBC]
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#clips
Roberta McCain Is No Dittohead
Last night on The Tonight Show, John McCain's mom, Roberta, bashed Rush Limbaugh saying, "I don't know what he is. But he does not represent the Republican Party that I belong to." Grumpy Grandmas FTW. More » -
#newsat10
Wanda Sykes Kills, Republicans Rage & Osama Hides
- Wanda Sykes' White House Correspondents' Dinner performance was pretty funny , but some conservatives, including Meghan McCain, aren't laughing because they're too busy feigning outrage for the cameras. [C-SPAN, ABC News, NY Daily News]
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#controllingthemessage
Sandra Day O'Connor Talks About The Courts, Avoids Republicans
Deborah Solomon of the New York Times Magazine sat down with retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor ostensibly to talk about O'Connor's civics site for kids, Our Courts. But that's apparently way boring. More » -
#newsat10
Body-Snarking, Abortion-Hating, Lieberman-Shunning: The All New Old GOP!
Okay kids, it's time to grab your coffee and a big tub of popcorn and then sit back, relax and watch the GOP tear itself apart. More » -
#snapjudgments
Inaugural Guests, From Malia To Jay-Z
The inauguration this year seemed to have more famous faces in one place than ever before. In the gallery below, take a look at the celebrities and politicians with the best seats in the nation. More » -
#newsat10
Robinson, Warren, Pelosi & Palin: Inauguration Day News Dump
- Gene Robinson, the gay Episcopal bishop, delivered a four-minute invocation at the Mall on Sunday. Although HBO had exclusive rights to broadcast the invocation it did not make it to air. [Politico]
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#newsroundup
Blagojevich Actually Manages To Do Something Stupider
- Governor Rod Blagojevich rammed his head more throughly up his ass and found someone to join him: former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris, who is Blago's new appointment to Barack Obama's Senate seat. [Washington Post]
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#newsroundup
Barack Obama Stays Hot While We Freeze
- ... [wipes drool]
- Barack Obama is on vacation with his family in Kailua, Hawai'i this week. [Huffington Post]
