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more about #johnmayer SUNNY1: No Mario. Just...no more » cait98: I never get the John Mayer hate on this website. Is it because he dates pretty famous women? And therefore he must be a misogynist? Because you know... more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: He's one of those people I think is actually a 100% natural smartass. I kind of love him. more » Rare Affinity: I wonder if this is a prelude to announcing that he is taking a permanent break from dating women and will instead date men as they are far less stres... more » bitingfairy: Ok, ok we can just put on our snuggies and eat cookies. more » Bunsen Honeydew: Am I the only person who isn't deeply offended by this guy? more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Anna, I agree. I would love to take a break from John Mayer. You know what, while we are at it....I would also love to take a break from Tiger! Oh, an... more » mbprice: You and me both, John. You and me both. more » Sophie needs to study...damn: I like to pretend I'm driving my car ironically. "Yeah, someone broke my back window of my car a year ago, but I think the black plastic bag flapping ... more » ahpooks: Glad to see that Danielle is concerned about the health of her bubbies. more » Nun Shall Pass: Gahhhh I just squealed at the idea of Mindy Kaling and Eli Roth meeting. I love them both!!! Although I pretty much love Eli solely based on the fact ... more » AnnieSaBu: There are a lot of great causes that celebrities can use their visibility to support. John Mayer has chosen Tiger Woods. Okay then. more » floozy: I don't want to sound like I'm bashing on Ms. Applegate, but her lil tweet rubs me the wrong way. I assume she's "unemployed" because of cancer treatm... more » this_charming_one: You know, I was at the Giants/Eagles game last night but I do not recall seeing Greenman. But I did see a dude with his pants down in the middle of t... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Hey John Mayer, I'd be happy to explain what Accenture does. For a price. Not a money one. Just don't tell my friends, k? more » I fought piranhas: If only everyone could be unemployed like Christina Applegate. I like her, but that comment was a little oblivious. Related: being unemployed = not fun. more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: I think Marie Osmond is adorable. Donny, too. There. I said it. more » hughman: @Kimzolciak : and by "the clouds" you mean "my ass". more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: See "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" confuses the heck out of me. My brain immediately starts playing the trailer for Bio-Dome. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I just realized that for some reason I keep thinking Eli Roth is Roger Bart... more » -
#tweetbeat
Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
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But Can We Take A Break From Him?
In a People article that reads remarkably like The Onion, John Mayer claims that to recover from the stresses of sleeping with various starlets, he's "taking a break from dating." That sweater should help. [People] -
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Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D will teach Ashton Kutcher how to get the perfect blow out, Paris Hilton thinks that Dr. Dre is "dope," and Countess LuAnn has a "hot new boyfriend." More » -
#dirtbag
Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
Today in Tweetbeat: lots of sisterly love out there today! Lake Bell drops The Name of the Streep, Katy Perry will presumably learn how to spell Kristen Wiig's last name after the wedding, and Pink is hungover. More » -
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Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
Today in Tweetbeat: Kirstie Alley has a cool idea for Tiger Woods' redemption, Sarah Silverman points out one of the most annoying tropes in chick flicks, and one of the Madden brothers learns a lesson about mean people on Twitter. More » -
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Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Paris Hilton Listens to Her iPod While Skiing
Today in Tweetbeat: Ann Curry inspires, Michelle Branch dreams of setting up house with Katy Perry, John Mayer farts, Mindy Kaling mourns the death of romance, and Paris Hilton skis to a soundtrack. More » -
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#dirtbag
More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together
- The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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#dirtbag
Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
- Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#dirtbag
Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic.
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#dirtbagafterdark
John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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#dirtbag
Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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#dirtbag
Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
