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more about #johnkerry more comments → Twerpsichore: I don't believe for one second that Martha said or wrote "would of never of." more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother. more » Tchotchke: Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happ... more » Eric Northman is mine: Wow for a second I thought that said "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent the weekend fucking in New York." more » SheelaNaGig: Not sure if this comes out large enough to read, but when I saw this sign Saturday, I took as a sign of the apocalypse. A book is more than they dese... more » LatestBy: Y'all should come see my new band: Paula Deen and the Ham Smacks. more » PrincesseTamTam: Call me crazy, but I believe J-Lo when she said her "trip" was intentional - it totally looked like part of the choreography. When she walked off the ... more » SWGM: Anyone else not sure what to feel about Adam Lambert's performance? I liked it, I'm not going to lie, but is equal-opportunity exploitation any better... more » Snowbunny: So when he said Paula was "icing" her face, I immediately thought that mean she was applying icing to her face and I said "That's my girl!" more » Casquivana: It's OK, Jennifer Lopez, I've used that excuse before: "what? nooooo. What accident? It was totally planned! I wanted to draw that dude's attention an... more » whats_in_a_name: Spencer, I'm not married or anything so I could be wrong, but I always thought the easiest way to tell if your wife was pregnant was to ask her. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I am really irritated by some of the things I've heard about Adam Lambert's performance-- a lot of "I really liked him on American Idol, but this was.... more » ccivar: Was I the only person who read Paula Deen "icing her face" as her actually ICING her face like frosting a cake??? I didn't even bat an eye, I just tho... more » Jenloveshercurves: Okay, whew, so, Paula Deen was not purposely hit in the face with a ham. She just didn't know the ham was coming and accidentally got in hit in the f... more » curiousgeorgiana: Maids have their own source of currency? Hot damn, Treasury Department, get on that and solve this financial crisis already! more » -
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Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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