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more about #johnedwards jenrobe: Please don't ever do that to me again: I thought this was leading into a story about the Obamas being anti-vax. (I think that heading should read "Gi... more » HidingInCanada: I think once the swine flu becomes widely available to everyone, not just at-risk groups, the Obama family should all sit down and get the shot, and i... more » Experiment626: Oh, how generous that the woman is spared punishment for being in the presence of a vulgar man. #breastcancer more » Cimorene: Not that this is the most pressing item on the list, but I want to say that Avon makes the best antiperspirant in the world. It's the only stuff that ... more » queen_caribbean: How is whether or not the Obama girls have been vaccinated anybody's business? The fact that their father is the President of the United States gives ... more » wtfox?!: Internet. child. porn. classics. Excuse me while I break someone's face. #breastcancer more » Lymed: If the videos are still being watched, she is still a victim. Kudos to her for fighting. #breastcancer more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: I cannot wait to get my breast reduction. It's going to be magical. #breastcancer more » Lymed: I'm confused by the article on Elizabeth Edwards. Did she repeat his quote and say she no longer believes it, or is the writer assuming he was just t... more » heywhat: "Internet child porn classics." What?!?! Oh god. That phrase.... I just can't. #breastcancer more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I'd like to comment on this, but I'm afraid the phrase "Internet child porn classic" has pretty much destroyed all rational thought process. If you n... more » Kate- Kate: I feel like the Obama's cannot win with respect to their daughters. They get vaccinated and they are taking away vaccines from people who really need ... more » Superrrdupa: Are you fucking kidding me with this Girls Gone Wild shit?! You're telling me that these women, who were most likely drinking, are being charged with... more » EkaterinaBallerina: If the Obama girls had been vaccinated, Fox News and the GOP would be all over it claiming elitism and nepotism on the Obamas' part. Since they're not... more » sybann: The study on teachers? It's been done on people already to find that women talk more than men; period. #breastcancer more » formergr: Whoa, I think someone I know is very well acquainted with a Celeste Ricciardi (from the catburglar link) who lives in NYC. Trying to figure out if it'... more » distractedbyshinyobjects: I don't understand how castration is an effective punishment for rape. Castrated penises can still become erect, so the rapist can still rape...if an... more » Jill7: Whenever I hear someone suggest the U.S. should "share" Afghanistan with the Taliban, I think about the female half of the population and what that wo... more » lobsterswithmittens: Dr. Erin: Proving that couples named Edward and Bella are doomed to intolerable toxicity. #pakistanattackonfemalecafeteri... more » Soundsaboutright: As a lifelong resident of Chapel Hill and John Edward's neighbor, I think his general fall from grace had much more to do with his potential bid presi... more » -
#leftovers
Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn • Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated
• A 20-year-old woman is seeking restitution for pornographic videos made of her when she was eight years old. The abuse was committed and filmed by her uncle, and the resulting videos became "Internet child porn classics." • More » -
#leftovers
Insurgents Bomb Women's Cafeteria • French Pedophile Asks To Be Castrated
• Two suicide bombers attacked a women's cafeteria and a faculty building at an Islamic university in Pakistan today, killing four people and wounding at least 18, in a bombing linked to the army's offensive against the Taliban. • More » -
#notesonascandal
John Edwards Is Not Fine In The Carolinas
"If I see him again I'll speak nice," said Neville, who lives around the corner from Edwards' secluded, $6.7-million compound. "The Bible says you're supposed to forgive." Damn, it's that bad in Edwards' hometown? More » -
#edwords
John Edwards Either Is Or Isn't Going To Admit He's The Father
Is John Edwards about to announce that he's the father of Rielle Hunter's baby? Did he really promise her a rooftop wedding, complete with the Dave Matthews Band? As with so many things, it depends on who you believe. More » -
#thelongfall
Typical Situation In These Typical John Edwards Times
Believe this as much as you believe what your best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard about Ferris, but apparently John Edwards once told Rielle Hunter he would marry her in a rooftop ceremony...accompanied by the Dave Matthews Band. [MSNBC] -
#relocationaltercation
Rielle Hunter, Baby Moving To Be Near John Edwards?
The National Enquirer reports that John Edwards is moving Rielle Hunter and baby Frances near his North Carolina mansion so he can help raise the child. Elizabeth Edwards supposedly "exploded in a rage" when she found out. [National Enquirer] -
#wordsofwisdom
The Resilience Of Elizabeth Edwards
It doesn't include today's news that John Edwards is the father of Rielle Hunter's baby — but, in a review by Christopher Hitchens, Elizabeth Edwards's memoir Resilience sounds like a moving and enduring document.
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#flantagonism
Sex & The Single Homewrecker: Caitlin Flanagan Slams Rielle Hunter, Helen Gurley Brown
Caitlin Flanagan is back, defending marriage against all those who would destroy it. The villains this time: John Edwards's "minx" Rielle Hunter, and onetime Cosmopolitan editor Helen Gurley Brown.
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#lyineyes
Top 10 Ways Male Politicians Confess To Extramarital Affairs
More and more these days, politicians appear to be straying from their marriages — but, unlike in the old days where a short public acknowledgment wasn't de rigueur, today's straying politicians are obligated to old press conferences to explain themselves.
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#crappyhour
Protests In Iran Persist; North Korea Continues Provocations
It's the return of Crappy Hour! Today, the Washington Independent's Spencer "Attackerman" Ackerman rejoins me with an analysis of the situations in Iran, North Korea, and Afghanistan... plus a primer on why I should sleep with Jewish men. More » -
#sellingsomething
Elizabeth Edwards, Entrepreneur
Elizabeth Edwards has rented retail space for her soon-to-open furniture store, Red Window, in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. It "will feature a mix of furniture styles and prices" and the remains of John Edwards' political career. [UPI] -
#soapoperas
Trash TV
We guess it had to happen. Today on Salon, The Awl's Choire Sicha writes the script to John and Elizabeth Edwards' appearance on Maury. A snippet: "Elizabeth: Where am I? Is this Thunderdome?" [Salon] -
#openingsalvo
Rielle Hunter Strikes Back At Elizabeth's Trash-Talk
Rielle Hunter, John Edward's former mistress and, allegedly, the mother of his most-recent child, is pissed at John for allowing his wife to say mean things about her, according to the National Enquirer. More » -
#bookishness
Elizabeth Edwards: Pulling No Punches
Elizabeth Edwards' upcoming book, Resilience, will indeed touch on her husband's affair with videographer Rielle Hunter. She reportedly writes that she vomited when John confessed (been there!) and called Rielle "pathetic." [Huffington Post] -
#itwasaverybadyear
2008 Jezebel Hall Of Infamy
Vanity Fair's "Hall of Infamy" contains Spitzer, Blago, Joe the Plumber, various failed strategists and corrupt Wall Streeters and David Archuleta's father. All bad, but they forgot a few...
