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more about #johncusack more comments → Aesop's Foibles. YES.: "Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a ba... more » SurferWomyn: "You know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that VAGINAS should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there bu... more » heywhat: If that one sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life, what are the other seven? #carrieprejean more » limber: Oh, Heidi. Don't worry about Angelina -- when looking to add to the family she seems to go for toddlers. Your infant should be safe. #carrieprejean more » KATE!: EIGHT?! i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean more » rixatrix: Oh, for the LOVE...Carrie Prejean is a narcissist. Narcissists make sex tapes. Narcissists think they can be famous, famous people are often narcissis... more » szuperremek: YOU GUYS. It was OPPOSITE sex, therefore God thinks it's okay. #carrieprejean more » Bitingpika: Oh, for the sake of Pete. I actually feel pity for Carrie Prejean. Thanks a lot, universe. #carrieprejean more » Tchotchke: I am going to go ahead and call bullshit on the Prejean sex tape intel as there is absolutely nothing "alluring" about Carrie Prejean. #carrieprejean more » serenepanic: I just cannot get behind suing the "estates" of the deceased. Doesn't this basically translate into suing the bereaved for money? I can't wrap my mind... more » PaintedTrollop: Carrie doesn't want anybody else when she thinks about her she touches herself.... #carrieprejean more » phantom lady: You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can... more » MargaretMoony: Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be... more » mfnher: As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you t... more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: Yes! In 2012 the Wackadoodle Nutbunny Party will support Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachman. Their selections for prominent White House Positions: Carrie Pr... more » -
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Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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John Cusack: From Lloyd Dobler To Used Car Salesman
[Los Angeles, December 11. Image via INF]
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