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more about #johncleese more comments → Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I remember seeing some clip on YouTube once of Graham Chapman's funeral, of the remaining cast and Chapman's partner leading the rest of the congregan... more » willwriteforfood: My fav sketch, bar none, is Cheese Shop. To this day, I smile at the cheese counter at the grocery store whenever I see Wensleydale. "Ooooh, the cat'... more » badmutha: Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.... NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! #montypython more » NotChoinski: ... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead B... more » TransFat: When I worked at a celebrity heavy sushi restaurant here in Los Angeles I never really bat an eyelash at most of the people who came in for our insane... more » limber: Michael Palin will always be my favourite. I'm fascinated that he managed to have a vibrant comedy/acting career and then sneak off and turn up later... more » morninggloria: I remember falling in love a little with Michael Palin's (no relation to Sarah) "Sir Gallahad, The Chaste." #montypython more » Cam/ron: I believe they brought Chapman's urn to MP's 30th anniversary special - where they pretended like they dropped it and accidentally spilled his ashes, ... more » FroderickFronkensteen: The man is NO MORE! #montypython more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Graham Chapman's penis was the first one I ever saw, courtesy of Life of Brian. And I wish I had a penis of my own and was sharing the afterlife with... more » LaComtesse: His name is spelt Graham Chapman' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove' #montypython more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Aww, that made me sad. Graham Chapman was always my favorite Python. #montypython more » hydrogen_jukebox: Didn't they have his urn singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" once, somewhere? Also, Terry Gilliam: Your shirts. Wow, always. #montypython more » Dodgergirl: [www.thefutoncritic.com] ALSO: I will always be a little bit in love with Michael Palin. #montypython more » Crabby Cakes: Did anyone catch them on Keith Olbermann last night? Keith got totally flustered at the end when they told him they were huge fans of his and applaud... more » -
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Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
In honor of Monty Python's 40th anniversary the entire cast appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. Clip at left. -
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Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans
- Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.
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Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
- Late last night, TMZ published a report claiming that Maya Angelou had been taken to the hospital. However, a CNN news editor,Saeed Ahmed, posted on his Twitter page that Angelou's literary agent says the hospital rumors are false. [DetroitFreePress]
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Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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Real Housewife Nene's Stripper Past; Celine Dion Pregnant
- Nene of Real Housewives Of Atlanta has written an autobiography called Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. She gets real snippy about her "friend" Kim Zolciak, saying:
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Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done
- Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:
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Chastity Bono Is Transgender; Real Housewife Of NJ Welcomes Baby
- A rep for Chastity Bono—the child of Sonny and Cher—confirms that Bono is in the initial stages of transitioning from female to male.
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Mel's Mistress Is Reportedly Pregnant; Winslet Sues Paper For Libel
- The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.
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Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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Mickey Rourke & Courtney Love: New Couple?
- Ladies and gentlemen: Mickey Rourke is reportedly dating Courtney Love, and has been for a few weeks. Somehow this makes perfect sense. [Telegraph]
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Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
- Etta James says when she was ripping Beyoncé about singing "At Last" for the President, "I didn't really mean anything…"
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Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal
- Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.
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Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please
- Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]
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Is John Cleese's 27-Year-Old Girlfriend Really 45?
This morning, we briefly touched on Barbie Orr, John Cleese's girlfriend who claimed to be 27 years old. Turns out Ms. Orr is actually 45. So why did she shave 18 years off her age? More » -
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Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks to play the title role in a modern day adaptation of "Snow White" called The Stepsister Scheme. Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus are also allegedly up for roles. [ShowbizSpy]
