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more about #john BestEuphemismEver: Come on, Jezebel, no one likes french fries. more » Maggita: Dear Simon, Speak for yourself. Love, Maggita p.s. Could you start undressing in your living room instead of your bedroom? My binos only capture h... more » charliekohler: I...I can't even allow myself to realize Portman was kidding. Even in a joke, Gyllenhaal will never be ugly. I saw a preview for their new movie last ... more » la.donna.pietra: I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it. more » FurrierAndIves: Hey Jon: Next time consult the Language of Flowers for a more appropriate choice. Suggestions: 1. Mock Orange = deceit 2. Petunia = anger, resentmen... more » ketamineKitty: What is it about Scientology that makes you spew sentences that sound like they just came out of a word blender? more » JinxyMcDeath: It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in... more » Tambar: Does Amy *not* realize a nose job will change her voice? She's nuts to mess with anything in her face. Singers shouldn't even get their teeth fixed ... more » rachaeloehring: Every staged, empty attempt at reconciliation for "The Insider" cameras begins with Kay. more » bowleserised: Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult. more » Santos L Halper: Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee! more » curiousgeorgiana: My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apo... more » DutchessOfDork: Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it. more » sara-without-an-h: I love celebrity profiles in the Guardian, because instead of starting ladymag style ("Even tinier in the flesh, Fabrizia Del Amore turns a flawless f... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself. And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I... more » Maritsa: I'm sure Kate's reaction was "Oh Jon, you've slammed me countless times in the past 6 months, but -- flowers!! All is forgiven!" Everyone knows ladiez... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: HOLY SHIT, Gautier, for Target? Cannot. Wait. #lindsaylohanforungaro more » keldo: Hey Ungaro! You're "furious"? What the hell did you THINK was going to happen? #lindsaylohanforungaro more » Mary McCarthyite: Italian cashmere producer Brunello Cucinelli runs a factory with long lunch breaks, no timeclocks, and posted "rules" are quotes from philosophers an... more » Mary McCarthyite: I totally get the German VOGUE shoot. Bruce Weber was born in Pennsylvania, and they have a large German population there. Christie Brinkley, um...loo... more » -
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Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
- Lindsay Lohan's first collection for Ungaro has been derided by yet another industry heavyweight: Emanuel Ungaro himself. The designer, who sold the business that bears his name in 2005, says Lohan's work was "a disaster" that left him "furious." [Independent]
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Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
- Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]
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Dr. Horrible Comes To The Emmys, Dr. House Worries About His Knees
- The Emmy Awards are tonight, and host Neil Patrick Harris apparently has a few tricks up his sleeve, including a visit from Dr. Horrible and John Hodgman announcing questionable factoids as the winners go up to collect their prizes. [EW]
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Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done
- Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:
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Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
- Star reporter Kate Major resigned today after announcing that she's dating Jon Gosselin, as she wouldn't want this conflict of interest to tarnish the mag's stellar reputation. Too bad Michael Lohan won't stop talking about his new BFFs.
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Burmese Activist Charged After Visit By "Wretched American"
Aung San Suu Kyi, Burmese pro-democracy leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, was charged today with violating the terms of her house arrest after an American man snuck into her house uninvited. More » -
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R.I.P. John Mortimer
John Mortimer, beloved writer and creator of the iconic barrister and eccentric Rumpole of the Bailey, has died at 85. Mortimer was also an outspoken advocate of free speech and human rights. Farewell! [IHT] -
