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more about #joezee Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Is someone going to tell Lindsay that the new year has yet to start? more » Betty Bea Getty McClanahan: Danny DeVito: EW. more » jemandtheholograms: Adrienne Curry, I'm only surprised because I thought Target was classier than the gifts you'd give. more » annebreal: Could they really not have found a better cover for that Alex/Simon book? It looks like a universally unflattering shot for everyone badly photoshoppe... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: You just know Katy Perry is so annoying with the whole British thing, too. I'm sure she's says 'lift' and 'jumpers' and 'rubbish' and tries to act all... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Although I find Katy's food-art amusingly lowbrow (I would do the exact same thing, so I cannot judge), it does remind me of how horrible British food... more » Slim: Season's Skeetings to you also Big Boi. ATLienssss represent! more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't know Katy Perry was 12 years old. You learn something new everyday! more » SheelaNaGig: Danny Devito is Louis DePalma IRL, isn't he? I like phallic breakfast as much as the next woman, but those poached eggs look a little overdone to me.... more » vangie: Paula Abdul, please stop now. Wishing doesn't make it so. Positive thinking won't work miracles. I'm not against positive thinking, just the idea t... more » SUNNY1: Katy Perry needs to stop trying so hard. It's not funny or cool when you have to try, silly. more » sassyredhead: You guys! I didn't know this was a strip club. Have you all been naked this whole time? more » Penny: Good answer, Zee. Thanks Alex, I will run right out and put that on my Amazon Wish List. I don't know who this Kelly person is, but she's clearly an... more » quesavoysavoy: @katyperry: i see what you did there. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: lotion... self love... I think I'm seeing what LiLo is getting at, here #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors more » pesematology: Rivers Cuomo I love every day. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors more » goodcheapfun: That riff sounds a heck of a lot like Erykah Badu's Bag Lady (the beginning is a flat out rip off). I do love Solange. [www.youtube.com] #solangekno... more » History Major: Solange has always been an indie artist, most people just assume since her sister is one of the largest commercial artist in the world that Solange by... more » Misiula: Can someone translate for me what Coco said? In what sense are she and Ice T "taking" those names? Maybe I was blinded by the butt, but (!) I don't ge... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Aw Mary you should try google chrome, it spell checks for you. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors more » -
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Elle's Joe Zee Gets Racially Profiled At Sur La Table
Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors. More » -
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Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday! More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay claims the voicemail recordings her father released are from "years ago," Levi Johnston is kind of a big deal, and Star Jones is ready to be a poster child for weight loss. More » -
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Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
- Pictures of the new Kate Moss Topshop collection are out — and they prominently display the supermodel's breasts, which she just recently up and grew, like she's some kind of experimental woman built by science, or something. [Telegraph]
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Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
- "I've thought about clothing and jewelry lines," says Usher. "But fragrance stays on when everything else comes off." [People]
- Bottom of the barrel? For $8, American Apparel will sell you a bag of fabric scraps. [BF]
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Bring Back Old Marc; Michael Kors Answers Important Questions About His Sex Life
- This rather banal anecdote about Michael Kors being mistaken for Marc Jacobs is enlivened by an adorable photo of the two from when Jacobs was pale and long-haired and still had those clear-framed glasses that are so totally hot. [FWD]
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New Beckham/Armani Briefs Advertisement Debuts
- Before we tackle today's inevitable layoffs, liquidations and bankruptcies, look at David Beckham. Look at semi-naked David Beckham. In his very important new Emporio Armani ad. Why, good morning to you, Dave. [People]
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