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more about #joeylawrence JinxyMcDeath: I can't wait for it to be socially acceptable to admit to smoking weed. No one asks Natalie Portman if she drinks wine. #angelinajolie more » napalmnacey is an angry feminist: Damn. I would love to see Lautner play Bella. I would be all over that shit, I tell ya. #angelinajolie more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: The more Stephanie Meyer quotes I read, the more she scares me. Would it be presumptuous to assume Mr. Pattison ought also to be afraid, lest he wake ... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Lindsay should probably take the advice that Amy Winehouse didn't. #angelinajolie more » pmarble: Cindy Crawford's "solution" is no solution at all. The runway and haute couture drive the rest of fashion. It's not as simple as "don't buy Chanel" ... more » BowlingForDollars: Dear Carrie Prejean - you are going down very shortly, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Enjoy that frosty mug of schadenfreude, you hypocri... more » FranceWah: 'The Kryptonite of My Dessert Life' will be the name of my memoir. For the record, it's spritz cookies and mom's blueberry pie. #angelinajolie more » Snowbunny: That is actually very polite of Vivid to ask her first. In my mind she has a tantrum at them and they accidentally release it with all the royalties ... more » Maritsa: Big fail, Oprah audience. Haha, this mentally unstable man who beat his ex-wife, raped a woman, and bit a guy's ear off says he wants to punch his ex-... more » hummingpenguin: Hell yes, Mom wins. #angelinajolie more » KLondike5: I remember Jennifer Aniston saying, in interviews, when she and Brad were still together that Brad was ready to start a family, wanted six kids, etc a... more » rd2uk: courtenay? i gotta say, I'v never in my waspy life seen it spelled that way, ever. #angelinajolie more » yvanehtnioj: Thank you, Oprah. I hope Diane Sawyer read that, I feel like she has some 'splainin to do as well. #angelinajolie more » fulanita: I remember reading an interview with the Stephanie Meyer where she said she had always pictured Henry Cavill as Edward. I guess he's really too old..... more » HighSchoolFearleader: I read the headline quickly and I thought that it said "Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen And Oprah", and I was like "OMG, this is only going to end ... more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Speaking of the Gallagher brothers... [www.mirror.co.uk] #angelinajolie more » rhoswhen: I have a crush on Leo and I'm ready to move forward, too, but um, he still hasn't returned my "Sealed with a Kiss" letter from 8th grade. Sigh. Men!... more » futuremouse: Yeah Kanye loves the gays! No homo though. #marleematlin more » toastandlove: Never apologize for being the sexy, studying dreamboat you are, James! Mmm, James Franco in a library... #marleematlin more » milominderbinder: completely gay-friendly... #marleematlin more » -
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Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
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Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
