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    Breamworthy: Is it inappropriate of me to be laughing hysterically at the fact that Michael K is now referring to John Mayer as "The Dyke Whisperer"? more »
    Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: Sting was asked: "Do you feel uncomfortable travelling between various homes in various continents at enormous carbon cost?" by Newsnight's Jeremy Pax... more »
    Lady Skittlehattington: Wait....Cyrano dies? Way to spoil it for everybody, Plummer. more »
    History Major: I'm not really seeing how being famous makes you immune to cheating, tons of people with NO fame or power cheat. Men and women. This is a case of infi... more »
    L'Chaim!: Um, Russell Crowe? Have you not seen Robin Hood Men in Tights? If you have, were you not satisfied? Since that's an impossibility, I'll assume that... more »
    Cairn: I would pay money to sit next to Brit on a flight. Even a short hop, I don't care. %#$^ now I have to go hang out at LAX for indeterminate lengths of... more »
    curiousgeorgiana: Christopher Plummer's got a new movie. This makes my study filled day. more »
    KatieBLV: I want every high school and middle school to make its students evaluate pop and rap lyrics in terms of power, control, equality and gender roles. SER... more »
    la.donna.pietra: Russell, Errol Flynn's Robin Hood is plenty satisfying. So there. more »
    ronniedobbs: Dodai you rickrolled me! I innocently clicked on the Tyra hair link, thinking to myself "well I'm certainly not interested in Kim Kardashian, but a we... more »
    rednrowdy: as much as this whole tiger woods thing seems like a foregone conclusion (not talking to authorities, lawyering up before he had time to sneeze after ... more »
    madeofawesome: Um, Russell Crowe? I really like the Disney Robin Hood with the animals. It was kind of awesome. Also, I don't like you as Robin Hood. I still kinda f... more »
    Rare Affinity: Well said Jeremy Paxman! I find the likes of Sting lecturing the rest of us on reducing OUR carbon footprints, whilst happily indulging in a lifestyle... more »
    yvanehtnioj: I'm interested in this 7 week healthy relationships camp. I'd like to buy a gift certificate for some adult friends of mine, if at all possible. more »
    gherkinfiend: Why do the women who have affairs with people like Tiger Woods always come forward like they are doing the world a favour by saying xyz about the pers... more »
    Penny: Oh god, that text got me a little tingly. Now I feel dirty. more »
    BlackLadyBug: Obviously, Russell Crowe has never seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights, an instant classic if there ever was one. more »
    stacyinbean: So here's where I get confused. When you are Tiger Fucking Woods shouldn't you be able to keep your affairs under wraps? And shouldn't you have a secr... more »
    weese17: This is what I don't understand - why do all the women who have had affairs with Tiger only come out of the woodwork now? Why didn't they come out be... more »
    SomeAuthorGirl: I want to believe that John Mayer sat young misses Lindsay and Samantha down to give them the sort of sage advice you can only get from a stoned guy w... more »
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