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more about #joelstein more comments → MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: A friend had a placenta cooking party after she had a baby. I did not attend. I do not regret passing on that chance, either. more » clevernamehere: I always wonder if people who write columns about their marriages/children run this stuff by their partner/children who are old enough. Maybe she's to... more » notthemarimba: I think it's kind of amazing that there are people out there who convert placentas into pills FULLTIME. I can't stop imagining first dates... "So, wha... more » Maritsa: I think "EWW GROSS!" and variations thereof are the "cute shoes" of any childbirth related thread around here. more » amowls: Placenta eating is just creepy in general to me. I don't think it's particularly gross (I'm into "delicacies" like sweet breads so), but it's just ano... more » Skellatrix: Seriously, he's making 50 sound a lot like 90... Geez dude, 50 isn't even old... unless you're 11. more » Flackette Goes Retro: There is a hair conditioner called Placenta, no lie. I think it's made of animal placentas (among other ingredients). You can get it at Sally Beauty S... more » angelheadedhipster: All I have to say is: I'm so glad my parents did have a column in a newspaper when I was born/growing up. more » happysquid: This isn't that bad. Not as bad as Placenta Noodles. Or a placenta sandwich. Brace yerself... more » nessalicious: I've googled this and I still don't understand it: why do people eat Placenta? Is it a waste not want not kind of thing? more » tscheese: Surprisingly, this bowl of spaghetti with red sauce still looks pretty appetizing. more » nex0s: So, your kid is a miracle and gorgeous, but the organ that made it possible for your wife to make your kid is disgusting? As your wife will be when sh... more » mrsryan: Wow, a "Mars Attacks!" related zinger. Joel Stein, you so timely! more » andBegorrah: I can't wait for the showdown between Stephen Baldwin and the Wiccans over whose deity gets to smite Stein first. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I totally feel Joel. I don't look like a frumpy, heavy, unkept, hairy, fetus-eating bonerkilling dyke like people expect. It can really confuse the ... more » -
#familymeal
Time Writer Grossed Out By Placenta-Eating Wife
For those who've been following the saga of asshole-wit Joel Stein's road to fatherhood, his take on placenta-cookery (aka placentophagy) won't shock you: "when Cassandra's looks fade in her 50s, there's no way I'm putting up with this crap." More » -
#clipjob
The Winning Strategy
"It's hard to win a debate when you're busy covering your ears and singing to yourself." -Joel Stein on losing the circumcision argument with his wife after she broke down the penises she'd seen. [Time]
