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more about #joelmchale waitinformyman: C'mon, community sucked. It was not about college life on any level (that I could tell, and I teach college). And it just wasn't funny. I think he sho... more » Bitingpika: To be fair, I hear Dick Cheney breaks a lot of hearts. more » eadubbs: I think Joel McHale is taking over the world, and I'm totally ok with it. McHale's new show was really funny, actually and he was great in 'The Infor... more » Yahtzii: "Jennifer gets her heart broken by Dick Cheney!" Yes, I can confirm, that was the reason literacy was invented. more » femaledwightschrute: Also on sale - the annual John Mayer Wonderland Collection featuring highlights from both magazines, and much much more! Song lyrics that may or may... more » BlondeGoddess: Suzanne Somers' comment is disrespectful, in poor taste and ignorant -- as if he had a choice? Pancreatic cancer has a high mortality rate, and he alr... more » BetteD: Hey, Suzanne, what do you think Botox is made of? Butterflies and fairies? Oh, but I forgot--having a face frozen in 1971 is much more important than ... more » LizzieBennet-Darcy: Wow Chrissy...I mean Suzanne. Lemme just explain something to you. Come over here to camera three. Cancer is evil. It is an attack on your body by yo... more » lisas: Wow Suzanne, are sales slow? Tacky, tacky, tacky. more » NellMood: FINALLY someone has figured out the cure for cancer. Just get rid of the toxins, add in nutrition- who knew?! I think we all know who'll be winning th... more » NormaPolydeuces: I am a child of that Sacred Heart (I was actually in high school while she was too), and I call bullshit on the Lady Gaga story for another reason: th... more » willwriteforfood: Someone explain to me where Lindsay Lohan's money comes from that she can travel the world and hit the clubs every night. She hasn't made a movie in t... more » EdnasEdibles: That's pretty shitty of Martha to dog Kmart like that. They did carry her line for a decade plus, way to insult everyone who shops there. And honestl... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I prefer to think that the coyote was childless and just wanted a pup to raise as her own. more » hfree: I feel really bad for Jessica Simpson. My cat disappeared earlier this year and we're fairly certain a coyote got her (and I live in the suburbs of N... more » morninggloria: This is just not Jessica Simpson's year. I think that's the only thing that the two of us have in common. more » ChildBride: As a child of the Sacred Heart, I'm calling bullshit on the Lady Gaga story. First of all, Sacred Heart girls are punk rock and have been for centurie... more » heykoukla: Also, it's interesting that Suzanne Somers rails against injecting toxins into the body for medical reasons, but has no problem with stuffing her chee... more » alexburrito: I don't get celebrities who want to adopt children who have parents who are just unable to care for them. Why not pick a child that is an orphan or h... more » Helennellieforsythe: Dear Suzanne Somers,When my best friend's grandpa was diagnosed with a fairly common, and treatable cancer, her mom insisted that he try alternative t... more » -
#chicksman
The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
Apparently Joel McHale and the crew at The Soup are as sick of the "poor Lonely Jennifer Aniston" headlines as we are. In this clip, they create an entire magazine based on such headlines, with hilarious results. -
#dirtbag
Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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#dirtbagafterdark
Colin Caught In Back Seat With Fan; Robin Wright: "I Don't Want" Sean Penn
- While filming a movie in London, a female fan snuck past security guards and climbed into the back seat of a car with Colin Farrell. A source says, "Colin went crazy and started screaming like someone had shot him..."
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#youwannabeontop
The Soup Reminds Us That In Tyra's World, There's Really Only One Top Model
Anyone who watches The Soup knows that Joel McHale and the crew have a love/hate relationship with Tyra Banks that results in hilarity for the rest of us. After the jump, "America's Next Top Tyra." More » -
#baleout
Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
The Christian Bale Tirade has produced an endless amount of spoofs, and today we bring you two of our favorites, from our Jezebel super crush Joel McHale at The Soup and hilarious comedian Sara Benincasa. More »
