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more about #joelmadden applejuice: Rumour has been going around for years that $cientology threatened Nicole Kidman regarding what she says about them and Tom Cruise. This clip could be... more » sequined: "Rogers is in her 40s, making her the oldest of Tiger's reported dalliances." OMG my word suggestion totally caught on! DALLIANCES! more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Me too, Jude, ME TOO. (okay, you can get a lil' love, as well.) more » JennaW: God, can you imagine what it would be like to *constantly* be asked about your ex-husband [edit to add:] and the things you chose to do while married ... more » She-Prime: I can't believe Grizz needs a kidney. Kidney NOW! more » AndThenTheresMaude: She said of Elin Nordegren, "That could of been me... Thank God it's not!" I believe the term Radar is looking for is could have/could've. That is on... more » kookla: Loving the Jersey Shore typo "Pap John's Pizza." Very apropos! more » sarahmick.86 summer: Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. "Snooki", says: "We are better than The Hills... It is all real." (Insert your own tanning joke here.) Tanning ... more » fluxus flucker: Good for Nicole on steering the conversation. That was rude of the interviewer - intrusive of her past and private life, knowing her kids are being ra... more » CollegeCamel: I always forget that Taylor Swift is only about 8 months younger than me. It's probably because of the squeaky clean image thing, but she does not str... more » SevenNationArmy: She was going to sue Joy for calling her a hooker? I really hope she doesn't read the internet. more » EndangeredRed: Maxwell...metaphors--you're trying too hard. more » LucyPevensie: Good for Nicole. That question was so off the wall, and she responded firmly but quite graciously. I know many people feel differently, but I really l... more » deeemer: By the way, the Sherlock Holmes movie with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. looks awful. It's sex! And sex again! Isn't it funny? Let's throw in ano... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wal*Mart initially refused to sell "A Boy Named Goo" because the little boy on the cover had berry juice smeared on his face and somebody thought it l... more » deeemer: I feel awful about Tiger Woods and Elin. It's one thing for Tiger to be a jerk and sleep around on his wife, but for someone to call CPS on the famil... more » Selwyn: I was going to say something along the lines of "Wow, I bet Chris Brown feels dumb!" Then I realized that he isn't really too capable of feeling anyth... more » Red Haired Legal Vixen: Seriously? Tiger's high school girlfriend? What is next? The girl whose hair he pulled in second grade? (or maybe his summer camp crush?) more » token_illiterate_commenter: Scientology is a bullying cult, but it isn't right to hammer people about their religion. If it was one of the cult leaders, that's a different story. more » Tippi Hedren: Best wishes to Grizz :( more » -
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Kidman Questioned About Scientology "Cult"; Kate Hudson & A-Rod Said To Split
- During a recent interview, BBC reporter Andrew Marr asked Nicole Kidman about "one of the things you haven't talked about before... Scientology - a lot of people would say it is a bullying cult." Nicole stammered, then said:
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#tweetbeat
Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
Today in Tweetbeat: the awesome Emma Stone returned to Twitter today, Leighton Meester wishes "27 year old straight men" would come to her concerts, and Margaret Cho is looking for bears. (Presumably, the gay dude kind.) More » -
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Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
Today in Tweetbeat: Jessica Simpson makes her feelings about Dolly Parton known, apologies in advance for what Dane Cook said, and Nicole Richie proves yet again that she is both smart and funny. More » -
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake
- Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for juicy gossip in In Touch, Us, Life& Style, Star and Ok!. In case you hadn't heard, Nicole and Joel had a Moonie wedding!
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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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Nicole Gives Birth; Katherine Is Adopting; Casey Fired Over Weight
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have welcomed their second child. She announced on her website, "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born." [Us]
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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split
- Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"
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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
- Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.
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A Star Is Mourned: Inside Michael Jackson's Memorial
All different kinds of celebrities showed up at the Staples Center today to pay respects to the King of Pop. A gallery, after the jump. More » -
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Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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Airline Makes Joel Madden Cover Tattoos; Sam & Lindsay Are "Married" But "It's Complicated"
- British Airways employees told Joel Madden that he had to cover up his tattoos if he wanted to board a flight from London to Lisbon.
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Wicked Witch Takes Time Out From Her "Surrender Dorothy" Schedule To Skywrite At Spencer And Heidi's Wedding
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married yesterday in front of 200 guests. An airplane flew over the ceremony, spelling out "Spencer Loves Heidi." several times in the air. You know, real subtle like.[People]
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Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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#clips
Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
This video (embedded after the jump) is jam-packed with stars, but the best part? Watching Brody Jenner wax intellectual. Plus: Justin Long partying underwater. Zac Efron's sad face is pretty great too. [Funny or Die] More »
