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more about #joejonas more comments → fulanita: "Where were the 8 kids while Kate Gosselin was taping her new TV show? In the care of nannies." Where are my kids while I'm working? In the care of ... more » lalaland13: I hear Jason and Chloe are in talks to star in a show together. It will be called How I Met Your Mothers. more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I was way funnier when it happened with Donnie, Drew. more » formerflautist: They already made The Outsiders into a TV show years ago. I remember watching it. It was kinda bad and didn't last long.[www.imdb.com] more » GirlFailer: Picture of Nathan Fillion's behind: [images.fanpop.com] You'll have to copy and paste the link, since it's NSFW... but it is amazing. Unicorns and... more » ahpooks: How exactly does Octomom have time to do yoga? I have a two year old and a four month old and I can't even go to the bathroom let alone do yoga on my ... more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): But Jason Segel why? Whhhhhhyyyyyy? What about all those times you told me you loved me in my imagination? more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): I watch Castle -- and try not to cringe every time the female detective is made to look sloppy simply to make Castle look good. Hoping this season the... more » sylvie calls shotgun!!: Guilty admission: I watch 'Castle'. It's a guilty pleasure. It's like 'Moonlighting' meets Law and Order SVU or something. It's cute. That is all. more » erinna: I used to be pretty indifferent about Chloe Sevigny. I now HATE Chloe Sevigny. :-( more » Theacracy: I kind of envy Martha Stewart's discomfort/prudish response to nudity... I'm getting to the point where not much shocks me anymore. more » whynotshesaid: I am very jealous of Chloe Sevigny. (And not just because she is awesome on Big Love, either.) Jason Segel is my most inexplicable crush. He is goo... more » Maritsa: I loooooove Nathan Fillion and am glad he finally seems to be on a show that won't be cancelled in 5 minutes. I forgot to TiVo Castle last night, thou... more » BabyJane: I'm surprised that Martha didn't whip out some fabric swatches and a glue gun, which she surely carries everywhere, and fashion some clothes for the c... more » cuteasabutton: I've been reading Russell Brand's Booky Wook and...my ladyboner for him is dead. I still think he is a funny and intelligent performer, but if I ever ... more » -
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Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
- This is not surprising: Nick Prugo, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of Labor Pains at least 10 times.
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Oprah's Smitten With Jay-Z; Jon Gosselin's Selling Pix For Cash
- Oprah's been gushing about meeting Shawn Carter:
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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Sorry Ladies, You're Probably Too Smart To Date Gerard Butler
- Gerard Butler says he's more concerned with how a woman looks than what she thinks: "Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman; right now I want a dumb woman." [ShowbizSpy]
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Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split
- Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"
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Why Do All The Disney Stars Date Each Other?
Under the Old Hollywood studio system, PR departments claimed all their stars were dating. Sometimes it feels like Disney's doing the same thing with all their teens! More » -
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Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant
- Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]
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Reese's Perfume, Usher's Divorce, And Hustler's Offer To Carrie Prejean
- Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]
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Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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One Of The Jonas Brothers Refuses To Let Meme Die
Joe Jonas, in a leotard, dancing to "Single Ladies." Sir, you are no Timberlake. [YouTube] -
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Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
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Sean Penn Files For Separation; Christina Applegate Is A "Most Beautiful" Person
- In 2007 Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright said they were divorcing, but then reconciled. On Friday Penn filed for "legal separation with minor children," three days before their thirteenth wedding anniversary. [Extra]
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Amy Finally Gives Up On Blake, On Facebook
- Amy Winehouse seems to be getting used to the idea that her marriage to estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is over. "I don't think I'll ever see him again," Amy posted on her Facebook page.[TheSun]
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Things That Suck
Since there's nothing a red-blooded American man loves more than sparkly vampires, Robert Pattinson is on the April cover of GQ. Inside, he says, "Okay, I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him." [JustJared]
