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more about #joefrancis more comments → Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and th... more » avec_accent: "Susan Boyle said she was "shocked" when she lost America's Got Talent" Probably because she was meant to be participating in Britain's Got Talent. more » Crabby Cakes: Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank good... more » bitingfairy: Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican. more » boatdock.bearcat: 1)So wait...the DOG should have been sent to counseling? ...do they have that? 2) Carrie Prejean's brother: That is NOT an ok thing to say. ever. ... more » sweet_communist: "The theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element. It is once... more » tobesthewonderdog: i am embarassed about the range of emotions i went through reading from the headline of "miley's fatal bus crash" and reading that it was not her who ... more » Slim: Hey John Mayer! SHUT UP! more » DinosaurDanceParty: Yikes Wesley Snipes....how much money did he owe? I've seen people go years and years without filing taxes and not have to go to jail for three years,... more » AngeSponge: Thank you, Catholic Church for once again reminding me that you think I'm too dumb to make my own choices. Without you I definitely would not be able ... more » Diziet_Sma: "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact" Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about a... more » Kitty: I'm surprised the Vatican didn't jump on this sooner... though this will probably only make the books all the more popular now (if that's at all possi... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her.... more » boxspelunker: Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you. more » annewithaneee: "Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone talked to Radar Online about her sex tapes and said, 'If they were put in front of me I'd probably watch it.'" ... more » -
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More » -
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Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
- Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.
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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans
- Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.
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It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
- Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:
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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Photographed holding hands on Monday. A source says they've been vacationing together in Santa Barbara; As for Justin and Rihanna?
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Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
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Is Justin Secretly Dating Rihanna?; Travolta Testifies That Jett Was Autistic
- Justin Timberlake and Rihanna reportedly hooked up after the VMAs and they've "been seeing each other for the past few weeks," says a source, "He is really into her and it's only a matter of time before he dumps Jessica".
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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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Nicole Gives Birth; Katherine Is Adopting; Casey Fired Over Weight
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have welcomed their second child. She announced on her website, "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born." [Us]
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Baby Number 2 For Nicole Richie; Sex And The City 2 Wedding Secrets
- Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!
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Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
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Madonna "Collapses" In Sofia; Cate Blanchett Injured In Sydney
- Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?
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Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
- Guess what? Lindsay Lohan borrowed $2 million worth of jewels from Beverly Hills store XIV Karats and never returned them.
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#boygonewild
Farting Will Cost Joe Francis Millions
A judge has ruled that Joe Francis must pay $3 million in gambling debts to Wynn Las Vegas. During his deposition, the Girls Gone Wild founder asserted his Fifth Amendment rights after nearly every question, and farted repeatedly. [LVSun] -
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Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy
- Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]
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Tim Gunn To Make It Work At The Oscars
- OMG! Project Runway's Tim Gunn will host the red-carpet arrivals at the official Academy Awards pre-show? Genius. Good Morning America's Robin Roberts and Entertainment Weekly's Jess Cagle will join him. Excellent. Carry on! [Variety]
