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more about #joebiden more comments → Dodgergirl: I don't know why that quote from Michelle cracks me up so much. It sounds like she got sucked into a Sex & the City marathon on TBS, momentarily blan... more » la.donna.pietra: My mom tapes newspaper articles on the bathroom mirror, too. For a while, she was cutting them out of the paper and mailing them to me. She has slow... more » whats_in_a_name: Michele and Jill look like they are hatching some sort of nefarious plan in that picture. more » kookoocachaw: I wasn't aware that someone younger than 18 could get implants, period. That just seems really unnecessary.. I mean, my breasts didn't reach their cu... more » Scout: ugh, I can already imagine all the "illegal" breast augmentations that are going to take place so, nice job ITALY, for making it even MORE unsafe. st... more » lisas: Y'all should be so lucky. more » basepair: I like Amtrak Joe, and I wish he was allowed to say things in public again. I'd rather see Michelle Obama make a run for Senate/President. more » Adah: I am sick of seeing people willing to negotiate with the Taliban because they think only women will suffer. As if the "only women will suffer" mental... more » brodeur001: I find this to be an insane rumor, unless Biden is looking to step down. Sorry, but no way this happens. And for Clinton, she is better set up to run ... more » Lymed: Does this mean there will be an Oprah/Clinton throwdown to see who gets to be VP more » yvanehtnioj: If my life has taught me anything, it's that nothing that would make me ecstatic is politically possible. I refuse to get excited about this rumor. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Because the way to change power structures clearly isn't to work to spread the balance of power across a population. Silly Hillary; pipe down and lis... more » Ack: This woman is the Secretary of State, an important position with responsibilities we could not imagine, using her power to, as she said, advance "the ... more » J.D.Regent: wait isn't he saying she is being sidetracked FROM women's causes, not BY them? more » morninggloria: There is a great "99 problems and a bish ain't one" joke in here somewhere. more » -
#leftovers
Michelle Wants To Go Shopping With Jill • Italy Bans Implants For Girls Under 18
• Michelle Obama on Dr. Jill Biden: "She's somebody that you want to go on a shopping trip with, or, you know, the things you do, with women who are your friends." • More » -
#headofstate
Hillary 2012: A Vice Presidential Odyssey
The latest rumor coming out of Washington is that Hillary Clinton is in the running to take the VP slot in 2012, displacing Joe Biden and setting her up for another Presidential run in 2016. More » -
#clips
Damon Weaver Still Waiting For White House Call
Jezebel's favorite television reporter, Damon Weaver, is back in Washington this week to pick up an award for his Joe Biden interview and charm the hell out of everyone. Sadly, he has yet to interview Barack Obama. More » -
#newsat10
Wanda Sykes Kills, Republicans Rage & Osama Hides
- Wanda Sykes' White House Correspondents' Dinner performance was pretty funny , but some conservatives, including Meghan McCain, aren't laughing because they're too busy feigning outrage for the cameras. [C-SPAN, ABC News, NY Daily News]
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#newsat10
Hillary Looking For Lottery Winners, Rachel For Teabaggers
- Hillary Clinton is having a lottery to retire her campaign debt — and the prizes are a day in New York with Bill, one in D.C. with James Carville, or American Idol tickets. [Washington Post]
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#newsat10
Obama Administration Adds Allure, Subtracts Genocide Recognition
- Actor Kal Penn is joining the Obama Administration as a public relations guy, meaning that speechwriter Jon Favreau will soon be giving up his trophy as the hottest youngster in the Administration. [Huffington Post]
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#newsat10
Joe Biden's Daughter Needs A Better Class Of Friend
- Did Joe Biden's daughter Ashley, a social worker, really snort coke in Delaware with her boyfriend and some non-friends or is some dickhead just trying to exploit her noteriety? [NY Daily News, NY Daily News]
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#snapjudgment
I Love You, Man/Bromance Trend Hits Washington
[Washington, D.C., March 25. Image via AP.]
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#crappyhour
And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning
Christmas is almost here, and Spencer Ackerman and I know that some among you probably aren't done shopping yet. We've got some ideas from dolls to pardons, in between musings about Cheney and Cox [sic]. -
#newsroundup
Barack Obama Stays Hot While We Freeze
- ... [wipes drool]
- Barack Obama is on vacation with his family in Kailua, Hawai'i this week. [Huffington Post]
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#crappyhour
The Senate May Get Caroline, But Biden Gets Carney And A Canine
Joe Biden snuggles puppies, and Drudge might be using this picture to announce Ana Marie Cox's old boss's new job, but there is also news of bombs, shoes, dodges and Caroline Kennedy to discuss. -
#newsroundup
Barack Obama Elected President Again!
- Enough states' electors have cast ballots for Obama by now that, today, he was officially elected President of the United States. [MSNBC]
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#crappyhour
Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls
To try to come in like a lamb and go out like a lion, today Ana Marie Cox and I talk puppies, pedicures, Elvira, Bill Kristol, and the death of journalism. Do lions cry?
