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more about #joanrivers more comments → MargaretMoony: Really, Brody Jenner? Dear God. But thank you for making up for it Simon Pegg. #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » Bunsen Honeydew: Dear Joan Rivers, Jokes about the closet along with jokes about Tom Cruise are about as tired as your plastic surgery. Also, that joke barely even mad... more » Cunning_Linguist: I wonder who these "boys" are that Brody Jenner speaks of? The ones that are getting so "amped?" I imagine he's talking about his breasts, or maybe hi... more » fivebyfive: There is no limit to how much I love Simon Pegg. #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » ketamineKitty: Holy shit, guys. I've been drinking FatGirl Margaritas this whole time. #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » ketamineKitty: Dear Rivers, Are we supposed to be grateful? You're not exactly a catch, you know. -Kk #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I will never understand why people feel the need to brag on a public electronic forum that they are wasted or in the process of getting wasted. I und... more » overnightly: So if I don't get a Gary Busey joke does that mean I'm dumber than he is? Or is it a badge of honor? #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » Spike49: Joan, really? That is one tired joke. Rivers, your cumulative tweets are showing you do be quite a dick. No, Tila, that is one concert I most defin... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Simon Pegg, you speak the very harsh truth. I never thought I'd ever have a nose/ear hair trimmer, but now I do. Sigh. #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » GirlFailer: Rivers Cuomo kind of sucks, huh? #bethennyfrankelpregnant more » morninggloria: "When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in a better position to get Supermanned, ho." Fixed. more » MIXED: Hey Brown, know what I'm tired of? Domeztic violenze. more » morninggloria: Chris Brown does not like people from Arizona. Also his Z key is stuck. more » token_illiterate_commenter: Hey Miley, I think Mammie is too busy lacing Scarlet in to her corset to text. more » -
#tweetbeat
Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is insisting that Bethenny Frankel is pregnant, Paris Hilton is upset about a rumor involving herself and lobsters, and Joan Rivers cracks a Balloon Boy joke. More » -
#tweetbeat
Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T gives a sage PSA about privacy and the internet, Miley Cyrus wishes she could text with her Mammie, and Chris Brown is so totally sick of "lame azz people." More » -
#dirtbag
Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
- Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
- Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"
- Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features farts, F bombs, our friend Moe Tkacik, and a soap opera's homage to Grey Gardens, among things. More » -
#newmoney
Joan Rivers Discovers That Bad Taste Can Make You A Millionaire
Last night's premiere of Joan's new show How'd You Get So Rich? featured one man who became a multi-millionaire due to public interest in looking "like assholes." (He sells gag gifts like crooked teeth and hats with hair.) Clip above. -
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#dirtbag
Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
- After partying at a local bar, Jon Gosselin reportedly brought a 23-year-old cocktail waitress back to his apartment over the garage of his Pennsylvania home. She left the next morning wearing the same outfit. Jon claims she's just the babysitter.
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#dirtbag
Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman
- Last week, Katherine Heigl complained that "cruel and mean" Grey's Anatomy producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let her promote The Ugly Truth.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Saves Mischa; Jess Is No "Indian Giver," Lets Tony Keep The Boat
- Mischa Barton's former friend Nicole Richie is helping her get her life back together after her recent meltdown. Nicole, "stepped in and talked to her about making changes in her life… basically doing a 360," says a source.
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#dirtbag
LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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#goodbadugly
Fasten Your Seatbelts: The Joan Rivers Roast Was A Bumpy Night
Comedians are always fashion wild-cards. And when you consider that the event, at CBS Studio City's Radford Studios, was a roast for "do-as-I-say" outrageousness doyenne Joan Rivers, well...yeah, it was a perfect storm. More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
- Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More » -
#viewaskew
Joan Rivers On Plastic Surgery, Gay Marriage
Joan Rivers was on The View this morning, where she joked about everything, and sorta got Barbara Walters to admit — in a roundabout way, that is — that she's had plastic surgery. -
#dirtbag
Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
