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more about #jlo more comments → Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Beyonce's Single Ladies (A version for Daddy): "If you didn't want then you shoulda put a rubber on it. You didn't want it then you shoulda put a rub... more » midwestdesigner: Anyone else read that as Beyonce having a pop (music) hit song with a paternity suit? more » Apollonia: You're right Christoph Blocher. Also, when the DEA makes drug busts, they should really yell out 'WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND ARREST YOU!"... more » erinna: I really like the idea of Bullets 4 Peace, off to check it out.... more » sassyredhead: So Laurieanne is giving GaGa the boom, ka, boom,ka treatment. Yeah, I watched too many Making the Band episodes. more » Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!: Dear Hollywood, When you are making Arnold Schwarzenegger look like the only one among you who has any rational thought, maybe it's time to rethink a ... more » angelheadedhipster: I enjoy referring to The House of Dereon as The House of Diarrhea. What shall I call the Sasha Fierce line? Sasha Feces? more » AthertonMerriweather: Can Nicole Richie really credit herself with her "bohemian style"? Shouldn't Rachel Zoe be getting some sort of royalties out of the deal? more » nessalicious: I have a massive girl boner for Jeurgen Teller. He is smart, talented, and evidently really sweet and humble. more » Ant Girl: Other J-Lo perfume titles: Look at me Glow Glowing Bride Glowing red So Much For the Afterglow Glow-rius My Glowiness and her kids line: Glow Worm (g... more » SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: Wait wait wait...Karl Lagerfeld has a...farm...in Vermont? Thats the strangest thing I've ever read. I'm kinda disappointed in Beyonce's mom thats not... more » telecomic the thoughtful red panda: American Apparel - Made in America, But Not by Americans. more » notheretomakefriends: Genesis 5:3 according to the SexyFace Bible. Tatiana, you are the bee's knees more » save jinger: Like many 66-year-olds we know, Betsey Johnson is eyeing retirement. "I should be retired. I'm basically screwing up because I'm not retired. I'd like... more » special_boots: The names of Jennifer Lopez's perfumes are like generations of racehorses! more » -
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Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
- Alexsandra Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, has filed a paternity case alleging that Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, is the father of her child. He has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. [TMZ]
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Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
- Like many 66-year-olds we know, Betsey Johnson is eyeing retirement. "I should be retired. I'm basically screwing up because I'm not retired. I'd like to go in four days a month, something like that," says the designer.
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J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
- Jennifer Lopez is getting out of the U.S. clothing business, closing her brand, Sweetface. In 2007, Lopez shuttered JLO, replacing it with Justsweet — which then closed after two seasons. It's tough out there for a wannabe fashion mogul. [WWD]
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Does Britney Know Why The Caged Bird Sings?
- Following complaints from PETA, Britney has announced that she won't feature animals on the Circus tour. A PETA spokesperson explained what they think changed Brit's mind (and it wasn't the potential animal cruelty lawsuit).
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Sasha And Malia Find Out What's Behind Door Number One
- Last night the White House staff set up a scavenger hunt for Malia and Sasha so they could learn about the history of their new home, and they found a huge surprise at the end.
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This Week In Tabloids: Obama's White House Baby, And Other Gossip We Can't Believe In
One thing will never change: If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness. The focus this week is First Families, of course, but since the mags closed on Monday, Michelle and Barack only made two covers.
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This Week In Tabloids: Lots Of Baby Drama & Weight Loss Tips From Obama
Welcome to the final Midweek Madness of the year, in which the tabloids inform us that we're all overweight Americans.
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Wentz Tastes Breast Milk; Aniston, Bitter Defeat
- As part of his ongoing campaign to be named "classiest new dad in America," Pete Wentz has announced that he's tried wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk, and he thinks it tastes "weird" and "sour." [Babble]
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Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
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This Week in Tabloids: Which Celebs Are Unwrapping the Gift of Herpes?
This Christmas Eve, we bring you tidings of Midweek Madness.
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Jennifer Lopez's Snow Boots Hit Beverly Hills
[Beverly Hills, December 18. Image via Flynet]
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This Week In Tabloids: Jilted Wives, Jingle Bells & The Return of J.Lo
It's Midweek Madness time, and this week, most of the covers focus on Brad and Angie: Their made up summer wedding, holiday plans with the kids, and feud with Jennifer Aniston.
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What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
J. Lo is slated to star in a new movie called Plan B, which, unfortunately, is not a rollicking comedy about the morning after pill. It's about having lots of babies!
