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more about #jkrowling more comments → redqueenmeg: Aw, I hope Conan's OK. I recall making a lot of jokes when I got a concussion. I didn't know it was common (it is even for nonprofessionalfunnypeopl... more » toogeeky4u: I *heart* Hyacinth Bucket! more » vulcanized: Somebody has to do it and it might as well be me. Conan, darlin', There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. But ... more » MIXED: Adding JK Rowling on Twitter...now. more » TRexstasy: I was at a club in Atlanta behind this guy a few years ago. The bored-looking hipster girl at the door said, "It's eight dollars." "But I'm Charlie ... more » Easybreezy: I cannot deal with Charlie Mars dating somebody as cool-seeming as Mary Louise Parker. He is kind of lame. And she is a goddess. more » Helio: LOL Snoop Dogg. That is, indeed, the best news ever and now all he has to do is pass me some of the "good shit" (cause ya'll know he's blazed out of h... more » teenypanini09: poor conan! I hope his hair wasn't injured. more » morninggloria: Psh, Conan had a concussion. Thanks to gymnastics, ice skating, and general dumbassery, I've had at least 5. I'm like that really fat kid from Varsi... more » Kivrin: I would like to nurse Conan through his convalescence. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Earworm antidote: Start singing "America" from West Side Story to yourself. Works like a charm. more » Trixie from Toronto: I'm sorry, but I do not believe Catherine Zeta-Jones is only 40. I just don't. There have long been whispers that she's shaved several years off her a... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why am I not surprised at the Bret Ratner item? Like at all. more » WaltzingMatilda: Hortense: Your Ace of Base earworm has now invaded my brain. Yours in misery, WM more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I have to say, this whole Quaid thing has got me scratching my head. Why would they do this? Is it something they do to amuse themselves, like to fuck... more » -
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Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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#xwomen
The Origin Of Sarah Palin — And Now Stephenie Meyer
Bluewater Productions will issue graphic novel biographies of Stephenie Meyer and JK Rowling at the end of this year, adding to a Female Force series that also includes Sarah Palin. More » -
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Rubina Ali Calls Kidman "Strange"; PETA Angry About Jackson Butter Sculpture
- Nine-year-old Rubina Ali has written an autobiography. In Slumgirl Dreaming: Journey to the Stars she says of Nicole Kidman: "I really liked her, but she was very quiet and didn't speak much..."
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Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
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Lindsay: "You're Just Jealous"; Plot To SATC Sequel Is Somewhat Predictable
- Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous people with bad fucking energy." [E!]
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#newsat10
Michelle Obama Is One Lucky Woman
- Michelle Obama (wearing Jason Wu) hung out with the other G-20 spouses today, listening to opera, drinking wine and hearing J.K. Rowling read from her new book. Jealous yet? [Washington Post]
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