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more about #jizz more comments → marshmallory: Daddy is not coming on anything! more » tscheese: Miracle Whip is fucking delicious. There, I said it. It's so, so wrong yet so, so right. However, I cannot imagine in a million years using that as ... more » pesematology: I like how they underlined "cook". I can see the Mad Men scene now... (Out of a cloud of crude sexual comments, a dialogue emerges...) Paul: "Let's ... more » Pandorasvoicebox: Cooked mayonnaise smells disgusting. I must have it on my cold sandwiches, but cooked? It's a sin. I once (foolishly) followed a recipe for the Best G... more » labeled: Boy, that was one outre recipe. TWO tablespoons finely chopped onion! One whole QUARTER of a teaspoon of pepper! Heaven's, I swoon. more » shnuguel: 50's food is hilarious. I had a 50's food party last year and it was the best! question. what is miracle whip made of? more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: We've discovered the real reason for the obesity epidemic: food used to be disgusting, whereas modern recipes are actually edible! more » randomslut: ugh BARF. This "fill the center" business puts me in mind of Sandra Lee and her heinous concoctions. Exhibit A: more » morninggloria: This meatloaf will go perfectly with my pearl necklace! more » colormeroutine: Why why why is there mayo in a meatloaf in the first place? more » sybann: Hellmann's full fat all the way baby. None of that light crap for me. And yes, I've tried the olive oil version. Nope. And Miracle Whip? It's a miracl... more » NicoleItchy: No wonder everyone had to have 3 martini lunches and smoke constantly to kill their tastebuds! more » James Del: ZING! more » stealthird: Crinkle cut beets are not the answer. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh and I just noticed the instructions: Pack the meat into a ring mold. This unfortunate grouping of words made me think of: Ringworms, Mold, and quar... more » -
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From The Department Of Vom
You really must be careful when using the words "come," "on," and "meat" in a food advertisement about a mayonnaise substitute. [Vintage Ads]
