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more about #jimmykimmel more comments → SUNNY1: "Good Morning Japan" Am I missing something? Was that funny? Because I am not slapping my knee right now. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I heard she was fired from GMA for wearing too much makeup and simulating oral sex with a ballerina. They're not into that kind of edginess. more » FroderickFronkensteen: The things I would do to hang out with Craig Ferguson for a day... Such things would involve puppets and extensive costume changes, most likely. more » AllieCaulfield: God, do I ever hate Jimmy Kimmel. How can this boob be on the air? more » HereComesMyBaby: What a cackle! #selfdeprecating more » JinxyMcDeath: Not the brightest crayon in the box, but she seems really sweet and "in on the joke" so we'll give her a pass. #selfdeprecating more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Yeah, y'all all think this is adorable until you have six girls like this in class that think it's cute to respond like this NO MATTER WHAT THE TEACHE... more » eri401: Oh god, why is Jimmy encouraging the celebrity of these people?! No! This is exactly what Octo-mom was aiming for. #selfdeprecating more » jigglyball: When I read "Caitlin Upton," I totally thought it was Caitlin Olson, aka Sweet Dee. I was like, oh friends, Sweet Dee knows where the babies come from... more » dialing_footnoterphone: I'll admit it, I just looked at the picture and thought "Hm, what's Taylor Swift doing in a supermarket... wearing a sash?" And almost passed up the c... more » Athenia: Is it just me or is anyone else starting to like Octomom? #selfdeprecating more » AthertonMerriweather: I don't understand what a celebrity is anymore. #selfdeprecating more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: She's so endearing! I'll write off her "such as" rant as poor public speaking skills/nervousness. #selfdeprecating more » futuremouse: And that is how a screwup Beauty Queen redeems herself in the eyes of the nation. Take notes Ms. Prejean. #selfdeprecating more » lalaland13: Aren't most of them Ivy Leaguers as well? So I need to go back in time and grow a penis, then go to Harvard. It's becoming painfully obvious lately t... more » -
#longgoodbyes
Jimmy Kimmel Hates GMA Now That Diane Sawyer's Been "Fired"
In the only break from two hours of teary-eyed tributes, late-night comedians bid Diane Sawyer funny farewells on her last day at Good Morning America. "I don't know why they fired you," said Jimmy Kimmel, "But I hate everyone there." -
#clips
Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies
Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton - famous for her embarrassing "such as" ramble - recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel, who sent her out into the world to learn from the master (Nadya Suleman, natch) where babies come from. More » -
#nolaughingmatter
Guess How Many Female Writers There Are On Late Night?
The New York Times' Bill Carter crunched the numbers on how many women there are in late night comedy writers' rooms. As you might guess, it's pretty ugly. (And, as it turns out, smelly). More » -
#dirtbag
Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
- A judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in court tomorrow for a progress report because officials from her alcohol education course reported concerns about her sobriety. If she violated the terms of her probation, she could be jailed.
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#dirtbag
Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans
- Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.
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#writersroom
Emmy Winning Writer Kater Gordon Fired From Mad Men
Nikki Finke is reporting that Kater Gordon, who recently won an Emmy for her writing work on Mad Men, has been let go from the series, as creator Matthew Weiner feels she's "reached her full potential." More » -
#dirtbag
Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
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#sextapes
Please Don't Let There Be a Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel Sex Tape
Some website claims to have received screencaps from an alleged 15-minute sex tape that Silverman and Kimmel accidentally left behind at a resort, saying a resort worker is shopping it around. Hopefully, for Sarah's sake, it doesn't exist. [ONTD] -
#clips
Courteney Cox Doesn't Know If "Cougar" Is A Compliment
While promoting her craptastically crappy new show Cougar Town, Courteney Cox was on with Jimmy Kimmel last night and said a bunch of crappy crap about older women. More » -
#dirtbag
Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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#clips
Jennifer Aniston's Name Doesn't Faze Gerard Butler
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel's show, Gerard Butler tried to conquer the "wacky wire." In an attempt to throw him off, Jimmy asked Gerard about Jen Aniston; Gerard called that a "low blow." Whoops! Clip at left. -
#clips
Kathy Griffin Stars In Kate Is Enough: The Kate Gosselin Story
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy Griffin shared the trailer at left for her (sadly fake) Kate Gosselin biopic. It's probably the only Lifetime movie we've ever wanted to see, especially since Jon Gosselin is played by George Takei. More » -
#rejected
Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
Before she snubbed the little boy with the yellow rose, Megan Fox was rejecting Seth Rogen's polite kiss on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Last night, Seth told the story and Jimmy rolled the tape. More » -
#dlist
How Many Names Did Kathy Griffin Drop On Kimmel Last Night?
Kathy Griffin was on Kimmel last night and went on and on and on about famous people she gets texts from, famous people who've appeared on My Life on the D List, and other famous people. (Video by Ari Golub.) -
#thatshot
"I'll Ask My Dad To Fire People Cuz Im Too Shy"
In this appearance on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Paris Hilton explores the intricacies of her lexicon! More » -
#clips
Jimmy Kimmel Sympathizes With Billy Bob's Bad Behavior
Billy Bob Thorton was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote his music "career", and, as anyone could have predicted, the visit kicked off with a discussion of Thornton's recent Toronto radio-show tantrum. More » -
#dirtbag
Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno
- Jamie Foxx apologized on the Tonight Show for his statements about Miley Cyrus (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling Jay Leno:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hayden Panettiere Attacks The Press; Jimmy Says Sarah "Couldn't Date An Imbecile Anymore"
- On the red carpet at a fundraiser a reporter touched Hayden Panettiere's shoulder. She screamed, "Don't you ever touch me!" and told the rest of the press, "You all make my life miserable." [Us]
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#dirtbag
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel: Dunzo, Again
- Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split up again, five months after reconciling. "Sarah initiated the split this time," says a source. "He's bummed." The two had dated on and off for six years.[US Weekly]
