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more about #jimcarrey more comments → Evie Havok: Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actu... more » PhillyLass: So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media.... more » BytheSea: So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a g... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it ... more » Tippi Hedren: Wait, wait, wait--John Stamos has a reputation?! This story is clearly made up. more » Tippi Hedren: I'm not a slut, I'm just thorough! more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Okay, I'm actually watching Brian Bonsall on a Family Ties DVD right this minute. Holy cognitive dissonance. more » Penny: This is the first time that, for me, Brown has crossed over from douche to fucking Douche Fantastic. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Bravo to Elin for leaving. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christ... more » Breamworthy: *If* Tiger was still texting various mistresses after the car crash, once the paparazzi orgy had begun, that suggests to me a level of carelessness th... more » bluebears: What an entitled little fuck. Oprah doesn't owe you a pile of dogshit much less a call and an invite on her show you pissy little asshole. more » TransFat: Man, a couple months into outer manhood and Chaz is getting things done. Good for him! more » lalaland13: I saw some headline about "TIGER DIDN'T USE CONDOMS!" or some such and really, come on. Are we to that point? I mean, I probably could have guessed th... more » formergr: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements," says her p... more » -
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
- Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.
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Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
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Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
- Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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Oprah Is PETA's Person Of The Year
- Oprah Winfrey has been selected as this year's "Person of the Year" by PETA, for using her various media outlets to give "powerful voice to defend those without one." Maybe next year, Lindsay! [People]
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Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
- Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
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Jim Carrey Tells Larry King That Prozac Is For Suckers
Jim Carrey is self-aware enough to know that he pulled a Tom Cruise last night by railing against anti-depression meds like Prozac, and yet, he spreads his completely unscientific opinion anyway.
