Jezebel 
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more about #jezebels more comments → Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Surly? Sassy? Heh. What's wrong with "BISH PLZ" ? #thesimpsons more » Jack_Burton: "Quit staring at the donut. Eyes up HERE." #thesimpsons more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "Sizes were different in the 50s" #thesimpsons more » FashionShowAtLunch: I AM DOING THIS. Although she looks a little laconic for that. maybe: bish plz. i am doing this. #thesimpsons more » FashionShowAtLunch: whoops. more » hellosunshine: "Mmmmmm, feminazi bonerkilling... *drool*" #thesimpsons more » Maulleigh: You guys posted something similar to this years ago! #thesimpsons more » Lymed: When she gets angry, she only speaks in consonants. "Hmr Smpsn, tht s yr lst dh!" #thesimpsons more » Hiroine Protagonist: Is that a realistic interpretation of a Simpsons' body weight? Her head looks pretty big next to her waist - has there been another airbrushing incide... more » hortense: "Such as." #thesimpsons more » morninggloria: It should be a really sarcasm-laden statement about her "place" in society. "But you shouldn't listen to me. I'm a woman! And I'm not even pregnant... more » Plum-Pie: 'What is this fuckery?' #thesimpsons more » Lymed: "End Girl on Girl Crime in Springfield!" #thesimpsons more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: A few suggestions: "Oh for the fuck of shit." "O RLY?" "Douchenozzle." "Asshattery." "*headdesk*" And of course, "Bish plz". #thesimpsons more » boobookitteh: 'mmmmm. floor pie' #thesimpsons more » -
#dohmg
D'ough Nuts
"The Simpsons" is giving one lucky viewer the chance to create his or her own character. Naturally, we suggest Jezebel Simpson. She's surly, sassy, and really likes doughnuts. But we could use a little help developing her catchphrase... [AP] -
#wtf
Country Justice
"3 women try to deport jezebel from Whatcom County". Lovely headline there, AP. [AP]
