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more about #jewel MrsConclusion: ...and just when I thought Jon Hamm had reached the bounds of sexiness, he comes out for the public option. Put it in me. more » coconanas: The Beyonce video made me cry big time. more » Snowbunny: Those rings are gorgeoussss. I want to get married right now do I can have crazy bling too. Uh-oh, look out, the anthropologically excusable gold di... more » theKP: Um, am I the only one who is now imagining Kate Gosselin defending herself for cheating on her dogs by screaming, "We were on a break!" more » leesie: Floppy-haired Jon Hamm + Thomas Lennon + great message delivered with comedy = awesome happiness. more » lookingforlloyd: Umm ... if you click on any of the items that link back to People.com, then you'll see what "family secret" Mackenzie Phillips intends to reveal. Yea... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I know Larry King isn't a real heavy weight journalist or anything, but seriously? Seriously? G-d, I want to snap his suspenders. Hard. more » laetitiae: I'm really torn about the decision to give the dogs back to the breeder for a bit. I mean, animals become part of your family and you don't get to ju... more » twisted_martini: Can you even imagine how gorgeous and talented little Walker Menzel-Diggs is going to be? Other worldly, I'm sure. more » Ailatan: "It will be a very detailed and classy affair." If you have to use the word "classy" then it means it won't be. more » queen_caribbean: Sounds kind of bad, but part of me wishes Amy Winehouse had been my godmother when I was 13. Sometimes bullies only get the message when they're the o... more » elliebean: I know it's their day, but isn't it a little RUDE to give guests like, a week to respond to an invite and get a gift for a wedding? 10 people, maybe, ... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Hearing Michael Emerson talk about doing another series really brings it home that LOST is ending after this season. That makes me very sad. more » lalaland13: I think Khloe and Lamar should actually register at US Weekly. Since they're clearly doing this for the tabloid covers. I also heard they're expecting... more » TransFat: ...need some clarification. Michael Emerson wants to be Anna Paquin's father not his wife's (on the show)...right? more » LaComtesse: Keep it classy, Amy Winehouse. more » sassyredhead: Just sayin'...Kelly Osborne didn't perform last night. It was the guys dancing last night. Girls were in the audience. Nice work Perez. You're such a ... more » sarrible: So is Zoe Saldana now admitting there were insane screaming hair-pulling catfights on the set of Center Stage?!! Because that would make my frigging D... more » FashionShowAtLunch: Sometimes superficial wack-jobs are just superficial wack-jobs. There doesn't have to be a diagnosis. I get uptight when assholery and mental illnes... more » Breamworthy: I know nothing about Nene beyond what I read on dlisted, but this is actually a pretty awesome way of putting things: What difference does it make i... more » -
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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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Real Housewife Nene's Stripper Past; Celine Dion Pregnant
- Nene of Real Housewives Of Atlanta has written an autobiography called Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. She gets real snippy about her "friend" Kim Zolciak, saying:
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Cocktails & Dreams, Courtesy Of Dita Von Teese
Dita Von Teese is the new face of Cointreau - her ad on their site is totally stylish! - and last night she perfomed and introduced the 'Cointreau Teese' at Hollywood's Avalon for Jewel, Margaret Cho, Solange Knowles, and...Perez Hilton? More » -
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Pretty Clothes At The Ugly Truth Premiere
Uptight Workaholic is Taught How to Live and Love by Dashing AssholeThe Ugly Truth premiered last night at Hollywood's ArcLight Cinemas. And the clothes that Katherine, Gerard and various supportive stars wore were better than the movie deserves, methinks. More » -
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Lindsay Still Friends With Sam; "Did Chris Brown Start The Swine Flu?"
- At the launch of her spray-tanning line Sevin Nyne, Lindsay Lohan said of criticism about her weight, "I like the way I look." She added that she and Samantha Ronson are still in touch.
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Angelina Wants Brad To Be SuperDad
- Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.
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Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy
- Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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Chris Brown Arrested For (Allegedly) Assaulting Rihanna
- Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested for a felony battery.
