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more about #jesusluz HereComesMyBaby: I misread the Jennifer Lopez quote (guess a piece of dirt on my screen looked like a period to me), and it sounded so nonsensical that I kept imaginin... more » sybann: "And when you put men in one room, it's what? A brain trust?" DickS in a box. more » EdnasEdibles: Paula regrets leaving American Idol . . . wasn't she pretty much fired? It wasn't like they were throwing money at her and she said "Nope, sorry, I've... more » HarpMadness: I've always felt kind of bad for Julian Lennon. Take out the fame and I've known so many people in that situation, even losing their dad before they ... more » MadelineBassett: As soon as I saw the Yi item, I knew she had to be referring to Up. It just had to be, and sure enough it was. God, that opening montage was brutal ... more » Ailatan: Yeah, I clicked on the Jesus Luz link... I wanted to see Ipanema. more » DonnaPirana: So you know that scene in Scarface where Pacino faceplants into a big pile of coke? It looks like Nicole did the same thing with her face powder... more » BlondeGoddess: Hugh Grant is about the only actor I can think of, who makes me laugh out loud when I read his interviews. Funny guy! But I agree with him, he sucked ... more » RipCurl: "I'm not a prude at all. I'm delighted for anyone to use any kind of language they want to use. To be off-color. To work blue... I just have not for m... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I love anyone who praises a friend on how much they can eat. I, too, am part locust, but I am quite a bit taller than SJP. more » TRexstasy: This column about the Nine after-party begins, "There's sure to be gossiping when you put a lot of females in one room…" And when you put men in one... more » dancerevolution: I can relate, Hugh Grant. My dad thinks bathing suits are ridiculous, so he goes to the beach in button-down shirts and slacks. I kid you not. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Everything that comes out of Hugh Grant's mouth makes him completely make sense. more » Cam/ron: "1. He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes." And here I am writing about electronic dance music for magazines... more » delirium.megans: 4. he wonders if there is more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking more » morninggloria: "Becoming a DJ" and "Launching a celebrity fashion line" and "Shopping a reality show" and "Writing a tell-all book" are all euphamisms for "This Pers... more » boobookitteh: huh. You guys don't normally link to articles in the NY Post. The NY Times? Wait, what? more » FroderickFronkensteen: "Three Things You Didn't Want to Know About Jesus Luz, But Now You Do, So SUCK IT." more » KLondike5: His name is pronounced "Zhay-ZOOSE." But Madonna calls him Baby Jee. more » Bob Wiley: I think he was saying that "loose" is how to pronounce his last name. more » -
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SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
- Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?
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#guyq
Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
Take-aways from this 1,646-word-piece: 1. He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes. 2. Madge doesn't give him an allowance. 3. His name is pronounced "Zhay-ZOOSE. Loose." [NY Times] -
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"Move Back, She Only Has 4 Minutes To Save The World!"
[Rio, November 9. Image via INFDaily.]
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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#snapjudgment
Put The Lime In The Coconut, You Drink 'Em Both Up
[Rio, October 30. Image via INFDaily.]
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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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Madonna "Collapses" In Sofia; Cate Blanchett Injured In Sydney
- Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?
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Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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#modelbehaviors
Madonna's Boyfriend Models One Look From Every Angle
Jesus Luz nabbed the next campaign for the Argentine label Ona Saez, which counts soccer legend Diego Maradona among its past spokesmodels. The apparent theme for the shoot? All about Jesus. It's the punniest thing you'll see all week! More » -
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Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
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A Bomb Threat Clears Out Katherine And Gerard's Party, A Death Threat Makes Britney Change Her Plans
- Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler were forced to evacuate the Four Seasons in Los Angeles during a publicity tour for their film, The Ugly Truth, when a bomb threat was called into the hotel. [People]
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#ragtrade
Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
- Lindsay Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe on the August cover of Spanish Vogue. [ONTD]
- Fornarina also decided to go another round with the actress — but in these fall ads, they Photoshopped the Lohan to look like Heather Graham. [Sun]
