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more about #jesus more comments → Her Grace: SNOWED IN: My pictures were mostly standard fare: little girls, cats, more little girls... I liked to copy out of picture books to get a better sense of how thin... more » sableized (sister europe): My mother discovered, about four or five years ago, a picture I had drawn of her when I was six. She must have yelled at me for something, because she... more » RainbowBrite: When I was 6 or 7, we had to "write our autobiographies" in school. One of the pages had to be a drawing of what we wanted to be when we grew up. I dr... more » Triphena: An old coworker's nephew had to draw pictures of his family and he drew a picture of his mom and a bunch of women passing around a bottle, and they al... more » MargaretMoony: I went through the weirdest phase in 2nd grade where I kept drawing pictures of God as an old white dude with a beard. I think I freaked the hell out... more » Lulubell: Not exactly the same thing, but when I was in first grade, my mom was doing a lot of photo shoots for her job as an advertising art director. She had ... more » ArgusRun: I wrote a poem about a red moon in High School. it was literal. I saw a blood red moon rise while sailing one summer. The teachers and staff though... more » sarijuana: when I was a super horny like 9 year old I would draw out what could only be described as pornographic fantasies drawn from stuff i'd seen in my uncle... more » prettycool: When I went shopping for ballet gear at age six, I insisted that the leotard be black. The shop keeper and my mom asked why and I replied "Because it ... more » Gobiasomecoffee: I used to make flip books from pads of paper. In one, a girl is looking out the window onto Times Square on New Year's Eve when she gets hit on the he... more » BunnyJones: When I was about 8 I made a poster on the computer with a seashell border that said simply "Kill or Be Killed" and happily showed it to my mum. She w... more » Chamalla,barren crone: In third grade, for the Young Authors competition, I wrote an anthology of horror stories that freaked out a teacher. Now I write for a living, and I... more » yourbffjill: I recently found a "book" that I authored in elementary school. In the end, completely out of nowhere, one of the guys kills himself by jumping off o... more » OneTwoPunch: Oh, I've got a funny one—my brother and his family were eating in a restaurant, and my niece drew a picture on the placemat of a garbage pail with f... more » ketamineKitty: I volunteered in a school for a while, and the kids did those "make a book" things that many of the commenters are mentioning. This wasn't disturbing... more » -
#drawingattention
Out Of The Markers Of Babes: Things That Freaked Out Our Parents
An eight-year-old boy was sent home from school last week for drawing himself on a cross, leading us to recall (and solicit) things we wrote or drew that freaked out the adults around us. More » -
#falseidols
Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
In the video after the jump, Barbara Brame of South Carolina claims she sees the face of Jesus on her kitchen curtains. We can't see it, but Brame warns, "You better stop thinking it's crazy and believe in God." [Buzzfeed] More » -
#realitybites
Janice Dickinson: "12 Step Programs Never 100% Worked."
On last night's I'm a Celebrity…, Janice told Stephen Baldwin about a nightmare she had; Stephen interpreted it as proof that Janice's subconscious needs to be saved by Jesus. She cried, saying, "I don't want to be who I am." More » -
#clips
Christian Sing Along: Look Away From Sin, Kiddies!
If you're anything like me, you'll think terrible thoughts all through this video. Like, doesn't that guy in the overalls seem a little overfamiliar with his puppet companion? LOOK AWAY, overall man! [Via Videogum] -
