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more about #jessicasimpson more comments → Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why do I have a feeling that Coco is going to have serious health problems later on in life? more » pesematology: Yoko Ono is love. more » ChickyOnly: Just wanted to share since there are so many Coco-lovers on here that I've met Coco (and Ice) and she's lovely and sweet in person. They were at the a... more » midwesternmom: So, all I have to do to get a bubble-butt like Coco's is work out in stripper heels? I am off to the mall (the strip mall, that is). more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Wow, Stephanie! That IS really weird! ZOMG! more » Tippi Hedren: I bet Coco and T have a great relationship. I love those two. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Last night, at my salsa class, the instructor made us do partner squats (in heels!) to make a point about balance. My legs are KILLING me today. I c... more » limber: Aw. Simon Pegg, that's how I feel about Christmasy London, too. Sniff. [...cough] more » Penny: I would totally fuck Peaches. She's my huge girl crush. Love her like a million stars. more » Penny: Seriously, Coco's ass has to be one of the World's Wonders. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Considering I am the only person I know that does not think Larry David or anything he does is all that funny, it is a blessing that he is sans computer. more » TurtleSpeak: Coco is proof that butt implants can do more for your ass than squats. You don't need perfect form when you've got a couple of slabs of silicone in yo... more » sableized (sister europe): I for one would like to request that Yoko Ono's tweets are MANDATED from now on. Like, no Tweet Beats without a little Yoko. The woman is a logician's... more » Ultraprison!: Lindsey's tweet is so outrageous: "Over 40 children saved so far...within one day's work...this is what life is about!" Yeah so Lindz, picking up 40 ... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I am irrationally irritated by Lisa Rinna not putting an apostrophe in "Spellings". YOU HAD ENOUGH CHARACTERS FOR AN APOSTROPHE, LISA RINNA! /overly ... more » -
#tweetbeat
Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that Star dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has written a book of her own. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal.
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#dirtbag
Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.
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#jingleboos
The 10 Cheesiest Christmas Music Videos
Christmas songs are inherently corny, but add in sexy Santas, washed up child stars, and a drag queen nativity scene, and you have some of the cheesiest holiday music videos of all time. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
- Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited." More »
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#tweetbeat
Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
Today in Tweetbeat: Jessica Simpson makes her feelings about Dolly Parton known, apologies in advance for what Dane Cook said, and Nicole Richie proves yet again that she is both smart and funny. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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#dirtbag
More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
- According to Radar Online, Tiger Woods has agreed to pay alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel "more than one million but less than three million" to keep her from sharing the details of their relationship with the public. [RadarOnline]
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#dirtbag
More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together
- The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#tweetbeat
Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
Today in Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton is carrying around a heavy burden, Chelsea Handler addresses her critics, and Jessica Simpson disses Melrose Place in solidarity for Ashlee. -
#tweetbeat
Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila is pleasantly surprised that her breasts can help others, Intervention's Ken Seeley tries hitting up Paris Hilton for some new clients, and Kim Zolciak believes she's being sabotaged. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
- Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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#dirtbag
Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
