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more about #jerseyfresh more comments → The HZA.: That's racially questionable. more » EKane: I think the creators stepped over the fine line between parodying over tanned, orange skin and brown face. I t probably would be equally as unfunny i... more » Alessar: Actually the extremely brown color was transitory; it looks like that's the color of the fake tanner itself and once it's removed she's noticeably lig... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Can I please just take the "or die" part now, or do I have to wait until the "funny" is over? more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: So I guess this was orange face? more » Dictator for Life: He has a face that just makes me want to see pictures of him when he was about 5 years old. I bet he was beyond adorable. more » bitingfairy: No. NO. For the love of God, no. Hair should not hurt you when you touch it. more » o-line: I hate Axe and all of its products. However, if that team of women could tackle him and forcibly wash his hair in the middle of a one-word-named club,... more » erinna: Has this been posted yet? I can't see this guy without thinking of the My New Haircut guy!! more » theysaidwhat: That's quite a carbon footprint. How can anyone use so much hairspray? Goodbye, ozone layer. more » BlinkyMcChuck: Can we get them to stop grooming their eyebrows? more » theysaidwhat: It's the new Mullet. more » Triana Orpheus: It's sort of like the crown on the Statue of Liberty. more » femme-bot: "OK, this is the video on how to never have sex again" more » baboonbutt: Only a certain kind of guy can pull this off. Luckily, the hair style clearly indicates it and thus they can easily be avoided. more » -
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Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
Alyssa Milano—who has spoken out against MTV's Jersey Shore—has teamed up with Funny or Die to create her "evolution" into a "guidette." (But it actually looks a lot more like blackface.) Video below. [Funny or Die] More » -
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Pauly D's Jersey Shore Hair Is The New "Rachel"
Bored with your Kate Gosselin haircut? In video after the jump, Jersey Shore's Pauly D gives step-by-step instructions for achieving his blowout, which is shaping up to be 2010's hottest hairstyle. Tip: Stock up on hair gel. [N.Y. Daily News] More » -
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Situation Critical: On Trying To Justify A Love Of Jersey Shore
I have a slightly complicated relationship with MTV's Jersey Shore: I'm completely obsessed with it, yet I'm not sure why, and judging by the comments we receive on Jersey Shore -related posts, apparently I'm not alone. More » -
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8 Things Learned From Jersey Shore's Talk Show Appearances
Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D made the PR rounds this week, appearing on The Tonight Show, The Jay Leno Show, Lopez Tonight, The Wendy Williams Show, and more. Find out what we learned about America's favorite guidos. More » -
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Jersey Shore: Beat Up The Beat, Not Snooki
On yesterday's episode, Snooki was on the receiving end of a now-infamous suckerpunch. It was shitty for many reasons, one of them being that it's more fun watching her have fun, because when she has fun, she does back flips! More » -
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Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"
With all the controversy over Jersey Shore's enthusiastic use of the term "guido", we figured a montage set to "Cinema Italiano" from the new film Nine—in which Kate Hudson repeatedly shrieks "Guido, Guido, Guido!"—was only appropriate. More » -
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Jersey Shore's The Situation Anoints Conan O'Brien With His Own Nickname
Last night, Jersey Shore's Snooki and The Situation made a fist-pumpin' worthy appearance on The Tonight Show, where they described "the lifestyle" of "guidos" and "guidettes," and Sitch gave Conan a nickname he thought up for him: The Solution. -
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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Here's the situation: There's a nickname generator based on MTV's reality show Jersey Shore. I'm "The Tight End." My husband is "The Condition." What's yours? [Unlikely Words] -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
New Jersey Housewives Teresa and Jacqueline will appear on NBC's Mercy tonight playing—what else?—sequins-and-acrylic-nail-wearing, big-haired New Jersey housewives. In this sneak preview, Teresa actually proves to be a better actress than the woman hired to be her friend. -
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Jersey Shore: Guidos Gone Wild
For its new series Jersey Shore MTV takes the Real World reality model by placing eight roommates in a house and filming the results. However, these roommates happen to be "the hottest, tannest, craziest guidos," according to the trailer. More » -
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Real Housewife Caroline Tells Regis And Kelly She Wants To "Kick Danielle's Ass"
Today the ladies of RHONJ were on Regis and Kelly, minus Danielle, because the cast wasn't comfortable with the idea. Fill-in host Jerry O'Connell tried his hardest to get to the bottom of what Danielle tried to do to Dina. More » -
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Jersey Girls In 1992
Wildwood, is a New Jersey beach town infamous for its boardwalk, confederate flags, and overall trashiness. In 1992, directors Carol Weaks/Cassidy and Ruth Leitman made a documentary—Wildwood, NJ—about its female denizens that is a time capsule of hilarity. More » -
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Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
When Danielle Staub showed her modeling pictures to her kids in the season finale of RHONJ, she said she was on All My Children. Turns out she was a day player in 2001: One scene, with two lines. More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Recap
On last night's reunion, Teresa was particularly inarticulate ("cleansiness") and absurd, especially when defending her husband's gay slur, saying that a "very gay" friend of theirs said that anyone who took offense to it is stupid. More » -
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Sneak Peek: Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion
Rejoice: Tonight will see part one of the much-anticipated Real Housewives reunion. In this clip, Caroline breaks down, and implies that Danielle did something way worse than what's mentioned in "The Book." What could it possibly be!? More » -
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Real Housewives Of NJ Breaks Records, Adds New Episodes (Plus, Reunion Preview)
Over 4.6 million viewers watched the finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey Tuesday—making Bravo the #1-rated television network that night, according to Nielsen—and resulting in four new episodes of the show to air in the coming weeks. More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Finale: "Prostitution Whore!"
On last night's finale, Teresa hosted a last supper for the cast and their families, where everyone laughed about her new tits and sore vadge. Then she excused the children from the room so she could flip over a table. More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Sex Tape
Well, we shoulda seen this coming. Star reports that Danielle's ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski — the 27-year-old who looks 45 — is trying to sell sex tapes of Danielle to the highest bidder. More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Finale Preview
The previews for next week's finale shows Teresa flipping over a table and screaming "prostitution whore!" In this clip, we see that the evening starts off pleasantly with a conversation about "swallowing" and sore vaginas…until Danielle pulls out "the book." More » -
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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Talking About Adult Sex With Children
On last night's episode, Danielle sat her daughters down to discuss her breakup with her 26-year-old boyfriend, and explained that she didn't know what went wrong. Her daughters laid it out for her: He was using Danielle for her "goodies."
