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more about #jerryseinfeld BytheSea: Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the conf... more » TheLittlestChicken: U2 nerd alert: Hamish Hamilton directed the Live from Boston DVD. It's well-filmed, well-edited, and the behind-the-scenes is funny. Maybe the Oscars ... more » apteryxawl: For a minute I was like "wait, I didn't know Josh from the West Wing is the guitarist in Aerosmith...weird." more » formergr: Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. E... more » LoSpaz: Eff my career, I want to be Mariah Carey for a day. Kittens on demand? I don't even have HBO On Demand. more » willwriteforfood: How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory. Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that sta... more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Mr. Winehouse, Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out. thx PaintedTrollop more » duetoprivacy: Mariah is suffering from Elmyra symptoms more » TheLemon: Countess LuAnn, have you read any of your boyfriend's books? His newest book, Millennium Girl, is about international female gold diggers. [www.amaz... more » BlondeGoddess: Team Burger. Just sayin'. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it. more » BabyJane: Dear Mariah, The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally. Much love, BabyJane more » whynotshesaid: Someone needs to explain to Kirsten Dunst that most of the stuff in the middle of the country is NOT located on the side of a highway. It sounds like... more » EdnasEdibles: Just skimming the headline I though it said "Amy's implants are demanding kittens" and I actually paused trying to figure out if you meant that she ac... more » PaigeTurner: mariah carey is secretly lisa frank. pass it on. more » UrbanAchiever: "I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said 'sleep.'" Bonus points for staying focused o... more » Ms.RantyPants: Well, white kittens are hard to find - there's just not that many of them. Many white kittens are deaf, I'm not sure if that would satisfy Mariah's st... more » Sophie needs to study...damn: Amy Winehouse drinking water and a story about her leaking breasts...you're genius, Dodai. more » xay: ""We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult." I almost choked when I re... more » PrincessOfPower: jerry seinfeld: what is the DEAL with marriage? the other day i woke up in my $20 million penthouse on the upper west side and my perky, cute wife was... more » -
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
- Today, a judge extended Lindsay Lohan's three year probation for another year to give her time to complete her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer said she's extremely busy and was only able to complete about half of the classes. [TMZ]
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Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
- Late last night, TMZ published a report claiming that Maya Angelou had been taken to the hospital. However, a CNN news editor,Saeed Ahmed, posted on his Twitter page that Angelou's literary agent says the hospital rumors are false. [DetroitFreePress]
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The Jay Leno Show Is The Same Old Jay, 90 Minutes Earlier
Though The Jay Leno Show was supposed to reinvent network TV, critics say last night's episode was just a stale remake of The Tonight Show, despite a serendipitously well-timed appearance by Kanye West. More » -
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Lourdes Dresses "Like A Virgin"; Katherine On Grey's Leave Of Absence
- Madonna's daughter Lourdes, who is 12, was featured her "Celebration" video, which was released yesterday, but there is apparently another version in which Lourdes is dressed up in her mom's wedding dress outfit from "Like A Virgin." [Daily Mail]
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Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
- After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]
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Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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Chris Brown Assault Account Released; Rihanna's Family Can't Reach Her
- New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.
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Rihanna Gets Some R&R
- Rihanna is currently on a beach in Mexico, and this picture on the cover of the NY Daily News is the first we've seen of her in a long while. [NY Daily News]
