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more about #jerryoconnell Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Has a vagina ever been photographed in Playboy? Does this mean the public will not see Heidi's nipples, but will get her vulva on display? more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Damn you SETH! The gay agenda has been trying to keep it a secret that all gay men want to commit matricide. more » OneBigPear: RE: Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams Your co-worker is is being searched at the airport. It is your native country and they are visiting from somewhere el... more » I_can_still_pitch: Oh Heidi. Any picture of you has plenty of ass in it. more » first man: What Peter Jackson said about the availability of film equipment is very true and it's great that more people have the chance to show off their creati... more » JinxyMcDeath: Well according to the Keeping Up with the Kardashian show, Kortney's on/off boyfriend, Scott, is a cheating, lying, manipulative, asshole. She realiz... more » laureltreedaphne: I say give Kourtney the benefit of the doubt. I know when I got pregnant I was totally shocked - I had been using birth control. Chances are she was t... more » brinkswomanship: Oh man, if I was in the TSA and saw Eric Bana coming, you'd better believe he'd be getting searched. more » stacyinbean: Did anyone ever think Stewie WASN'T gay? more » cocobanal: Why do people say in "the club," or I'm going to "the club"? I'm an English teacher, and the use of the definite article in this phrase confuses me. "... more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Blind item- It's so Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta. more » rednrowdy: i'll be the first to say that people will do anything to get media attention, hence the reason those shows exist in the first place, but i'd have to w... more » Mayonegg: no nipples no vagina no ass... sounds like every barbie and ken doll I've ever owned! more » ritualtheory: Team Minka. more » WaltzingMatilda: When my traveling companion gets pulled aside for a search, I only wait long enough to point and laugh and make some faces. Then I go get some coffee... more » NefariousNewt: Jon Gosselin has apparently decided he likes the idea of an "Asshole of the Year" award better than a "Father of the Year" award. more » BlueMorpho: Other things that won't be seen in any pictures of Heidi Montag; sense of shame, discernible talent, magic gnomes, relevance that continues beyond 2010. more » CurtCole: Seth MacFarlane is an asshole who knows nothing about gay people. more » Pandorasvoicebox: It also explains why he's so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] Oh, Stewie's gay, that totally explains that. more » cuteasabutton: Not that it matters, but wouldn't Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins be in contention for longest dating and unmarried couple? more » -
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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Week Will Be Totally Sick
Lindsay Lohan is in New York for Fashion Week, but she is keeping it low-key: More » -
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Sleep-Deprived Baby Daddy Jerry O'Connell Runs For The Border
[Los Angeles, January 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
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