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more about #jeremypiven more comments → cand86: That's great- I love when pictures happen like that! more » Tippi Hedren: It was all the proof Jeremy Piven needed that he was, in fact, The Chosen One. more » Tippi Hedren: "I'm with stupid." more » GreyCat: That "where am I" app isn't nearly as helpful as advertised. more » I, Zombie Normal: We can't see the "I'm With Stupid" sign the building is wearing right above the arrow. more » TransFat: Abandon all hope all ye vaginas who enter here! more » Tchotchke: Douche/Bag more » Hiroine Protagonist: Never has an expression so perfectly reflected what I imagine a spoiled adult baby is thinking. more » Ailatan: Mercury levels are going down. more » BetteD: Is he morphing into Pete Wentz, or has it been the other way around? more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school d... more » theotherhepburn: How can 30 Rock not be doing well in Germany? They have so many different types of sparrows! #lindsaylohan more » yvanehtnioj: Why, exactly, does Frances Bean Cobain have a business manager? What is her business? #lindsaylohan more » that's what she said: Two words in response to Woody Allen to call bull shit: Annie. Hall. Love that movie. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: There are way too many "I"s in that sentence, Mariah. more » -
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink
- Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]
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Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
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Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide; John Krasinski & Emily Blunt Engaged
- The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.
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Chris Brown Parties After Sentencing; Jon Gosselin Gets Stitches After Head Injury
- On Tuesday night, hours after his sentencing, Chris Brown partied at a night club in Hollywood. His probation report says he can't drink or be in places that serve alcohol, but he may get off on a technicality.
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Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?
- Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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Jaime Pressly Pees In Public; Woman Claims Michael Fathered Cruise's Son
- Yesterday Jaime Pressly reportedly got so drunk at a gay bar in West Hollywood that she slumped down next to the building and urinated on the sidewalk in broad daylight.
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#realitybites
Big Brother Contestant Details Her Horrific Assault
On last night's episode, Chima shared a very personal story with the other house guests about being raped—and almost murdered—by a serial killer. (She managed to escape, and the guy was put to death in 2003.) More » -
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Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
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Finally: Race-Baiting Repubs Get Honest About Their Racism
Are you sick of the Sotomayor hearings and stoking of racial tensions? Racialicious' Latoya Peterson and I are as well, but we talk about it anyway, in addition to Mark Penn's elitism, Mark Sanford's latest disappearance and Rahm Emanuel's allure. More » -
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LaToya Jackson Believes Michael Was Murdered
- LaToya Jackson believes that her brother, Michael, was murdered by his "shadowy entourage," who took advantage of him and got him addicted to several prescription drugs. "It will all come out," she says, "You will be shocked." [USWeekly]
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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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Everybody Wants To Play Frank Sinatra
- Could Oscar winner Jamie Foxx play Frank Sinatra in the highly anticipated upcoming biopic directed by Martin Scorsese? "Cool is colour-blind," says an industry source, "Jamie would seem to be born to the role." [DailyExpress]
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Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
