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more about #jenniferaniston more comments → Zulkey: why do people keep asking any of the Kardashians questions? more » kookla: Sarah Jessica Parker, thank you for not pretending you can "do it all." more » BlondeGoddess: Stanley Tucci's comment is so, so sad. I didn't know that, about his wife. It explains why he doesn't want to do any press for The Lovely Bones. And w... more » marshmallory: I regret that SJP ever filmed Sex and the City 1. I can't imagine how she feels after number two. more » Ms Meghan: Angie's dress in that picture has pockets and she still looks like a stunner. Clearly she is full of win. more » Tchotchke: Dave Grohl has always struck me as a really, really nice guy. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Confused here. Is the revised marriage agreement with Tiger Woods for seven additional years or seven years total (meaning only 2 more years since the... more » Penny: Tiger Woods is allegedly offering his wife Elin $80 million to stay for seven years in a revised prenup. Worth it? Call me shallow, but, HELLS YES. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Stanley Tucci...I love you. That's all. more » KatieBLV: First World Problems: "Which of my many noxious cars should I use to asphyxiate myself?" "I wish I got to spend more time with my children than the ... more » GirlFailer: Yay for Kim Kardashian! Quick Trim got you back down to your 9th grade weight AND you didn't even have a heart attack! Success! more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: It's unfortunate that SJP says she has a "wonderful nanny," and not something like, "Matthew Broderick and the nanny both really help out a lot." I d... more » HannahBethD: SO EXCITED about the Lovely Bones!! Though, Ray Singh looks pretty white in the trailer and that has potential to piss me right the fuck off, but Sus... more » applejuice: I wouldn't enter into a NEW marriage for money (a la the Tomcat allegations). But if I was already married to the guy, had kids and he cheated and the... more » curiousgeorgiana: Just a reminder of Polanski's "prison". more » -
#dirtbag
Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
- Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House
- Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.
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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#tweetbeat
Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More » -
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic.
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#photoplay
Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended a 30th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles last night, which means we'll probably be seeing some of these pictures alongside ridiculous Brangelina headlines sometime soon. Let's start now! More » -
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Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
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#thenamegame
J Is For Jennifer, The Vanilla Of Names
Jennifer was the most popular girl's name from 1970 all the way to 1984, and its sheer ubiquity makes Jennifer seem wholesome, trustworthy — and a little run-of-the-mill.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted.
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#dirtbag
Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat
- Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:
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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
- A judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in court tomorrow for a progress report because officials from her alcohol education course reported concerns about her sobriety. If she violated the terms of her probation, she could be jailed.
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#tweetbeat
Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin says the court divided his family, Yoko Ono loves Lady Gaga, and Rihanna tweets for the first time. More » -
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Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
- Penelope Cruz, who is rumored to be engaged to Javier Bardem, showed up to the premiere of Pedro Almódovar's Broken Embraces in New York on Sunday with a knuckle-sized sapphire surrounded by small diamonds on her ring finger. [People]
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Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
